Batlord hollow in the gourd
Hit it with a sword for the high score
Now stop it I said no more
Hop scotch it little kids jumping in my head
Cause the Steel Reserve got me laid up in the bed
No matter how many times I said I was done
I always come back for more and more fun

you risk it for the chick she risk it fo' me
the difference between simpin and pimpin homie
I respect the women so they get that I'm holy
but ain't no soul come before our lord, colbey

noice. mic back to me, here we go

Elph you're a bigger thot than me you dudebro
getting laid all the way over in Mexico
While Imma be the final boss cat lady
Live the celibate life, just like Morrissey
Mind, I don't call you a bitch, or lame for that matter
I say you're rich in mail 'cause you stole all the letters
uh
in mind vs matter what wins is your penis
you want Playboy Bunnies hanging out where the punk scene is
call you DICKens, 'cause you got great expectations
you're wooing bitches with your halloween decorations?
uh
David Byrne ain't got nothing on me
the resident Autism Girl of MB
artistic and full of immaturity
But I have big gay, so no hosing Marie

Kill the knight the bishop and the mother****ing rook
I am the king I **** the queen so you will be shook
Call me a boomer get the **** off my lawn
My gun at your head and you fall like a pawn
7-11 elph sold me a swisher
“Death to America” spoke Bobby Fischer
Checkmate Kasparov I’m the machine
Call you Gomer Pyle make you clean the latrine
You’ll be thinking suicide when the match is completed
Hawk wins again and I remain undefeated

Hawk squawkin bout chess so Imma jump his ass in checkers
King me and call me the original homewrecker
But this dawg just gets high with his dog
Like a bump on a log and it makes me sick
Cause anybody kissin corgis shoulda been an abortion
Stead of jacking off slapping his twiggy ass stick

I don't speak nerd no use talking chess
Even though you recommend the raddest jazz
Dawg, this pussy ain't for you to harass
I'll go full Sei Shonagon on your ass
Banish you to Dog Island if you give me sass

Lmao good one

Me after reading each of your little raps

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Damn why is no one posting selfies on this thread?