Welcome to MB, RB17 ! :wave:

^ Looks like you're only vertical because your pal in red is holding you up, bob!

^ About a month ago I did a 5k jog too; my time was 45 mins, limping over the finish line because of a pain in my calf muscle. Not quite in your league yet I'm afraid. :(

^ Nice to see you again Rjinn. You look cooler than ever. You have an air of quiet confidence, whose source is known to you alone - that's how Dylan looked when he was young.

Now truly stylin'. Bout to go out for beer and food while feeling goofy as ****. And dear God my camera sucks.


http://i.imgur.com/fZvkSVP.jpg

Damn your fatness really comes through in that picture. I thought you were just a little chubby.

See if you can make it to 300.

I've been putting on beer and croissan'wich weight for a good long while since my last pic, so you're behind the times. But I can still find my penis so it's all good.

you have the hands of an overweight 12 year old

I just have to assure you all that the proportions of my fingers have nothing to do with the length of my penis... honest. And **** me does that pic make my arms look even hairier than they already are. ****ing Donkey Kong ****.

Take a picture of yourself throwing some barrels.

I'm just going to post this picture every time you call me fat.

Calling you fat is too stale even for me. Now you're just a hipster-in-denial.

That's fair.