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Chiomara 01-25-2018 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1920120)
This is why you are not a performance artist. Smear yourself with peanut butter and challenge yourself.

The whole dogs & peanut butter thing is so passé. It doesn't hold a candle to my main routine (during which a gold-painted man dressed like Pyramaidhead pours a vat of blackstrap molasses and hot candle wax over my head while I try to wrangle four angry screeching cassowaries and evade the wasps circling overhead. I haven't figured out what the ideal musical accompaniment would be though. Maybe a recording of several tornado sirens and/or farm machinery slowed 600%?)

The Batlord 01-25-2018 06:44 PM

You're thinking too hard. Pick a fight with a honey badger dressed as a Mexican masked wrestler, record it, and then play it backwards to look like you fought it off.

Chiomara 01-25-2018 06:46 PM

That'll be Act II of course.

Chula Vista 01-25-2018 07:43 PM

Butter is where it's at.


WWWP 01-25-2018 08:14 PM

http://i63.tinypic.com/1zxkx2v.jpg

Leafy greens >>>>

Chiomara 01-25-2018 08:14 PM

Oo what are you going to cook with them?

WWWP 01-25-2018 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1920143)
Oo what are you going to cook with them?

I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.

Chiomara 01-25-2018 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1920144)
I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.

Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)

WWWP 01-25-2018 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1920145)
Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)

Yes I agree it's the best but also hazardous lol. I've also fallen so hard on my ass after oiling up in the bathtub and then walking on the hardwood :laughing:

Frownland 01-25-2018 09:00 PM

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