I do it for you you know...

Damn son, how do you keep the pussy off of you?

If I could look like that for a weekend I’d go **** some bitch who wouldn’t **** me.

Seriously though, if you or anyone on this site did an Amnesia plathrough I'd be willing to Kickstart it.

I honestly don't know how to respond to this.

Joke?

Gratitude?

Self deprecation?

How about both. That's nice of you to say OH. I'd say it's pretty easy to keep the pussy off due to the fact that I can occasionally ward off vaginas with the words that come out of my mouth. I need the right amount of alcohol to not repel women. Then again, I think I just need to lower my standards a little bit. I'm always looking to talk to/go home with some version of my dream girl. Need to drop that sh*t. That ain't real life. Sometimes you have to go home with a couple of 3's to appreciate a 9.

He's fat, Floridian, and Occult Hawk. How much do you honestly think is left up to chance?

I’m not fat.

You have explicitly said that you are fat.

I don’t know how to break this to you but it’s their drunkenness that’s increasing your charm.

On or off the record?

This may or may not be true. You can be incorrect on stuff.