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Soo I just now found the only existing candid photo of me from the past 5 years. (Each year I have to go through my family members' facebooks to ensure nothing slipped between the cracks and un-tag myself. I allowed this one since I'm far away from the camera.)

I'm the one on the left with the red hair and terrible bangs (this was 4 years ago after a wedding in Florida)

https://i.imgur.com/E5eFj90.png
That's my dad and aunt next to me. Not sure what my dad is doing with his eyes there. And I'm clearly very annoyed about something. (I do vaguely remember one of the waiters slipping me his phone number in the most awkward way possible and then getting death glares from the lady I'm looking at in the picture, so maybe it was that?)

I need to go back to that shade of red though. Going to henna my hair again in a couple days.

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Thanks; no idea what an Alice band is :0 It's just this wide chiffon headband with a floral print.

I can't remember if I had any response-- I just remember after the waiter left she gaved me this horrified and disgusted "You SLUT!" kind of look even though I hadn't done anything at all??? And then she made a snide comment about my dress being "too loud". (It was a plain coral lace shift dress...)

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After four years I'll bet her turkey neck could blow out your eardrums.

Meanwhile, she's seemingly wearing bright pink and yellow herself. lol.

It really annoys me when people like that can't mind their own business. Next time you see her (if ever), you should dress up with the specific goal of offending her :D

I definitely will; I'm just going to waltz in wearing this:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/54a93ce8...yzgo2_1280.jpg

That should do the trick.

"What's wrong? You don't like deep sea creatures?"

Strategically placed electrical tape and nothing else.

That would work too.