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Old 07-24-2018, 10:09 AM   #36661 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:13 AM   #36662 (permalink)
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Either you have tiny ears or they're set way too far back on your head.
You called my roast bad but then you come in with this lame crap. It's like you're harnessing your inner PeeWee Herman.
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:23 AM   #36663 (permalink)
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You called my roast bad but then you come in with this lame crap. It's like you're harnessing your inner PeeWee Herman.
You find something that's actually represented in the picture and mock it. If your "roast" is just saying something outlandishly mean-sounding that isn't actually making fun of the person in the picture then you're just referencing tired, cliched jokes that don't even apply. You might as well tell her that she'll never find a man because she's too busy sucking dick to fill the whole in her heart. ****ing useless.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:35 AM   #36664 (permalink)
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You find something that's actually represented in the picture and mock it. If your "roast" is just saying something outlandishly mean-sounding that isn't actually making fun of the person in the picture then you're just referencing tired, cliched jokes that don't even apply. You might as well tell her that she'll never find a man because she's too busy sucking dick to fill the whole in her heart. ****ing useless.
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Either you have tiny ears or they're set way too far back on your head.
They’re probably trying to escape the ugly.
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:48 AM   #36666 (permalink)
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They’re probably trying to escape the ugly.
Joke is on you all because you have to study my ugly face to find reasons to roast me.
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:59 AM   #36667 (permalink)
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Joke is on you all because you have to study my ugly face to find reasons to roast me.
If elephants had deformed tiny ears it would be like watching the elephant man

Maybe if you’re lucky Trump jr will cut that nasty trunk off your face, whore
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:01 AM   #36668 (permalink)
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If elephants had deformed tiny ears it would be like watching the elephant man

Maybe if you’re lucky Trump jr will cut that nasty trunk off your face, whore
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:02 AM   #36669 (permalink)
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I don’t joke about the disabled.
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:03 AM   #36670 (permalink)
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I wasn't talking about you I was talking about me.
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