Crop out those barcodes, yo.

That's why you bring a balloon filled with vodka in your *******, then you clench and hope it doesn't run down the back of your pants.

Could someone actually steal them like that? Jeez

What in the ever loving **** is wrong with you

You're right. It's common sense to wear a diaper and it would have saved me much grief if I'd have thought of it years ago.

Glad I could help you work out the proper way to buttchug liquor in public

The proper way is to drop trow and ignore the gawkers but this is a good middle ground for the police-wary.

Yes.

You know this from experience?

My lawyer is advising me not to answer that.