Just drink some alkaline water and you won't get burns anymore.

Next time aim for that corny tattoo.

i know it's corny but my birth mom and i got matching ones when we were reunited so your **** talk dost not phaseth me

*doth not faze

Honestly it's exactly the kind of tattoo I'd expect you to get.

What else is about it

Your love of Volkswagen's is strong.

Huh?

Lookin' kinda thick these days, Frown