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Marie Monday 08-03-2020 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2129236)
Yikes, I hope you had insurance. I'm guessing you live in an urban area where owning a car isn't strictly necessary?

Yes, I totaled my Mazda when I hit the moose. The moose was most certainly not OK. I was a little shellshocked after the incident, standing on the highway in the middle of the night, with glass shards in my hair and down my shirt. As I looked ahead, I saw the moose on its haunches, trying in vain to stand up. As I locked eyes with it, it was almost as if we both had a shared sympathy for the other, like a collective "I'm sorry this happened". He dragged himself off to the curb of the road eventually, trying in desperation to return to some kind of normalcy. After I called 911, the state troopers were sent - they deemed him to be a lost cause, so with one shotgun shell to his head, echoing into the night, that moose became history. Poor bastard.

Yeah I grew up in Holland, no one really needs a car there unless your job involves emergencies I guess. I moved to England, but I'm in a city so that's fine too. That moose incident must have been pretty traumatic :(
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2129243)
Marie can sit in my lap and steer

:love:
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 2129247)
I’m 22, joined the site when I was 17

Oh wow, I'll give up my title then!

Plankton 08-03-2020 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2129003)
I'd take Plankton. He wouldn't try to **** me.

lol

I don't think I could wash anyone's hair without it becoming sexual. Not sure how hair stylists can keep the boners down.

Frownland 08-03-2020 06:52 AM

I'm picturing Plankton working at a wig factory getting all flustered as he washes bags of hair.

Plankton 08-03-2020 07:17 AM

Ewwwwwww...

...ah.

lol

That was a lame Biden reference, btw. It's early.

Mindfulness 08-17-2020 06:01 AM

https://i.imgur.com/GtXVaac.png

Still bald!

The Batlord 08-17-2020 07:55 AM

Are you gonna be an MMA fighter now?

grindy 08-17-2020 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2131427)

Keep your eyes on the road.

Mindfulness 08-17-2020 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2131436)
Are you gonna be an MMA fighter now?

lol nope

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2131444)
Keep your eyes on the road.

I wasnt driving :)

Lisnaholic 08-17-2020 11:05 AM

Looking very determined, Mindfulness! Are you exploring small-town America for your next post?

Plankton 08-17-2020 11:54 AM

I'm ruminating that he woke up thinking he had a full head of hair.

lol

Looking good Mindful my friend.


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