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Old 09-02-2019, 05:04 PM   #38061 (permalink)
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Body slammed? Do you know what basketball is?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-02-2019, 05:09 PM   #38062 (permalink)
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I get bodyslammed all the time when I read. That's how it goes on the streets.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:04 PM   #38063 (permalink)
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^ Sounds like a pretty brutal neighbourhood!

I once got a rather nasty paper cut on the tip of my finger: my fault for reading a book without protective gloves, but, hey, that's how I roll.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:06 PM   #38064 (permalink)
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^ Sounds like a pretty brutal neighbourhood!

I once got a rather nasty paper cut on the tip of my finger: my fault for reading a book without protective gloves, but, hey, that's how I roll.
That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:08 PM   #38065 (permalink)
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That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.
Was it a holy bible?
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:21 PM   #38066 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:29 PM   #38067 (permalink)
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That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.
^ I'm trying to decide which is most puzzling: thinking of doing that, actually doing that or posting about it on line.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:32 PM   #38068 (permalink)
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Nah it was intact.
Well there's your problem. Gotta punch a hole in it then line it with pork. Then it's like the real thing.
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Old 09-02-2019, 07:15 PM   #38069 (permalink)
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Looks cool thinning out on top. Got the Bruce Willis thing going. Gets their panties wet and off. Then you have sex!


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hooping? b ball? We're talking about basket ball, right? Isn't it strange to wear glasses to play basket ball? I wear glasses to read, but at least with reading there's little risk of getting body-slammed, or of having the book bounce up and hit you in the face.
yeah the shades help ease the eyes while hooping and driving depends on if its sunny too
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Old 09-02-2019, 07:17 PM   #38070 (permalink)
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Well there's your problem. Gotta punch a hole in it then line it with pork. Then it's like the real thing.
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