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Old 08-07-2019, 11:53 AM   #38091 (permalink)
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Negging backs the female into a corner where she has to prove she has a sense of humor or isn’t uptight or not a bitch or whatever but the myth that it’s a reliable way to get laid is baloney.

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Old 08-07-2019, 12:14 PM   #38092 (permalink)
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i had to research what "neg" meant .....
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:22 PM   #38093 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:36 PM   #38094 (permalink)
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1 play with your braids

2 talk about your braids

3 **** her with your braids
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:41 PM   #38095 (permalink)
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Negging backs the female into a corner where she has to prove she has a sense of humor or isn’t uptight or not a bitch or whatever but the myth that it’s a reliable way to get laid is baloney.

Praise and flattery is the ticket to v-town.
It's the internet. V-town is Pornhub.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:49 PM   #38096 (permalink)
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i had to research what "neg" meant .....
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:57 PM   #38097 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:06 PM   #38098 (permalink)
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Imagine having to pick Lucem's hair out of your vagina.
no thanks. His mom's hair, however...
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:07 PM   #38099 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:27 PM   #38100 (permalink)
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My hair is braided tight, you won't have to worry about strands. However I do have to worry about the smell.
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