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OccultHawk · 06-05-2020, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What up, Nirvana?!

Lucem Ferre · 06-05-2020, 07:57 AM

Did you lose weight since the last pic?

The Batlord · 06-05-2020, 01:00 PM

Binge and purge, mah nigga!!!

WWWP · 06-05-2020, 11:11 PM

Actually bulimics tend to gain weight, or at least retain water and appear puffy. Binge purge is not conducive to weight loss at all. Or so a friend told me. *talks **** to self in mirror*

WWWP · 06-06-2020, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

if you have a desk job dunno what you do

Barely eat maybe

you pretend. you trick your brain out of starvation mode lol (carbonated water + cucumber and mint)

OccultHawk · 06-06-2020, 01:39 AM

I’m glad I never cared much about my appearance.

One time I was at an onsen in Japan and I saw a yakuza spend like 20 minutes on his hair. I was like thinking look at ****ing Paris Hilton over here.

goldendoodle · 06-06-2020, 06:12 AM

I wish I could stop caring about my appearance. I try to, by periodically chopping off most of my hair (usually at 4 am, usually while listening to Einstürzende Neubauten and feeling a bit manic) and assuming it will help desensitize me to my paralyzing fear of being ugly *cue Margaret Atwood ominously chanting "YOU ARE YOUR OWN VOYEUR" in the distance* but it never works for long and I end up just hating myself for cutting my hair. Fortunately it always grows back quickly. Ugliness is much more interesting than generic beauty anyway IMO. We should all aspire to be ugly. When I am officially an Old, I hope, I will embrace ugliness and scamper around the village terrorizing the police.

And yeah, purging isn't a good way to lose weight. (I could always tell which actresses on teen shows of yore were bulimic due to the puffiness) I can't imagine you actually need to lose any weight though elph, you look like you're still the same willowy elven boy.

OccultHawk · 06-06-2020, 08:17 AM

Chio

If chimps ate your face your beauty would still shine through

Not your personality either - I mean your raw physical beauty

**Marie Monday** · 06-06-2020, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by goldendoodle

I wish I could stop caring about my appearance. I try to, by periodically chopping off most of my hair (usually at 4 am, usually while listening to Einstürzende Neubauten and feeling a bit manic) and assuming it will help desensitize me to my paralyzing fear of being ugly *cue Margaret Atwood ominously chanting "YOU ARE YOUR OWN VOYEUR" in the distance* but it never works for long and I end up just hating myself for cutting my hair. Fortunately it always grows back quickly. Ugliness is much more interesting than generic beauty anyway IMO. We should all aspire to be ugly. When I am officially an Old, I hope, I will embrace ugliness and scamper around the village terrorizing the police.

And yeah, purging isn't a good way to lose weight. (I could always tell which actresses on teen shows of yore were bulimic due to the puffiness) I can't imagine you actually need to lose any weight though elph, you look like you're still the same willowy elven boy.

Joke's on you: judging by the pictures of your cowboy goth phase you're even prettier with short hair. I agree that a certain kind of 'ugliness' can be very compelling, to the point where I would hesitate to call it ugly.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Chio

If chimps ate your face your beauty would still shine through

Not your personality either - I mean your raw physical beauty

that's oddly sweet

goldendoodle · 06-06-2020, 11:19 AM

Thank you Marie, unfortunately I'm no longer thin enough for a lot of my cowboy goth garb (or any of my pants) :c I'll just live in this oversized wolf hoodie instead, I guess, it's fine. Pants are banned until women's clothing companies fix their preposterous designs and sizing.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If chimps ate your face your beauty would still shine through

Thank you, that's very sweet; I genuinely wish I had that cross-stitched or embroidered on something.

I often wonder about that lady (though I'm sure there's more than one lady/person) who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee. I wonder how her face transplant is doing. (What would she think, I wonder, of my incessant whining about my rosacea) I would LOVE to work with animals as a career but I'm very much afraid of chimpanzees.

06-06-2020, 01:39 AM	#38586 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I’m glad I never cared much about my appearance. One time I was at an onsen in Japan and I saw a yakuza spend like 20 minutes on his hair. I was like thinking look at ****ing Paris Hilton over here. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-06-2020, 06:12 AM	#38587 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	I wish I could stop caring about my appearance. I try to, by periodically chopping off most of my hair (usually at 4 am, usually while listening to Einstürzende Neubauten and feeling a bit manic) and assuming it will help desensitize me to my paralyzing fear of being ugly cue Margaret Atwood ominously chanting "YOU ARE YOUR OWN VOYEUR" in the distance but it never works for long and I end up just hating myself for cutting my hair. Fortunately it always grows back quickly. Ugliness is much more interesting than generic beauty anyway IMO. We should all aspire to be ugly. When I am officially an Old, I hope, I will embrace ugliness and scamper around the village terrorizing the police. And yeah, purging isn't a good way to lose weight. (I could always tell which actresses on teen shows of yore were bulimic due to the puffiness) I can't imagine you actually need to lose any weight though elph, you look like you're still the same willowy elven boy. __________________ formerly Chiomara

06-06-2020, 08:17 AM	#38588 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Chio If chimps ate your face your beauty would still shine through Not your personality either - I mean your raw physical beauty __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html