I know 'em when I see 'em. I've been trying to cop a cheap white one for a while now. You've got great taste.

And I figured - no one who knows what they're talking about needs that many notes. I typically run off on tangents unless I stick strictly to the material. When I was younger, presnetations used to give me a lot of anxiety. After I started doing professional presentations for technical users' groups, it slowly became a lot easier. But I spend way too much time preparing.

You know I see plenty of lesbians in fitted caps.

I feel like there should be at least ONE lesbian stereotype that I don't fit into

Start sleeping with men.

Oh god I really set my own trap with that comment didn't I

You can start slow. Let a man wash your hair. Then let him cut your hair. You'll be so grateful you'll happily drop trou.

I feel converted already. Mike Pence would be proud of you

It would be best to let an understanding and kind man you met on the internet wash your hair.

I don't believe in mythical creatures