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The Batlord 08-01-2020 04:34 PM
You can't wash braids. All you can do is hose the little troll down.

Marie Monday 08-01-2020 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2128997)
I would wash her hair so ****ing good. I'm so super thorough with making sure to get the suds to every part of the scalp that she'd be super uncomfortable but I'd just be like "Do you want greasy hair, you miserable welp?"
:laughing: this sounds like an off the wall fetish fanfiction

Lucem Ferre 08-01-2020 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2129005)
You can't wash braids. All you can do is hose the little troll down.
You don't know **** about braids. Or hygiene. You're not even that cute.

The Batlord 08-01-2020 04:44 PM
He says while a chimp picks a louse out of his hair and eats it.

Lucem Ferre 08-01-2020 05:01 PM
Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.

SGR 08-01-2020 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2129016)
Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e5de...3a1a/tenor.gif

OccultHawk 08-01-2020 05:09 PM
Fact: I’ve already washed Marie’s hair.

The Batlord 08-01-2020 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2129016)
Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.

Lucem Ferre 08-01-2020 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2129026)
My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
That's cool, little man.

If you call me dad I'll slap you in the ****ing mouth.

The Batlord 08-01-2020 05:21 PM
If you call me dad I'll pour hydrochloric acid down your throat just like my real dad.


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