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Old 09-26-2016, 10:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Your "boyfriend" is going to leave you when he gets back.
I hope the hell not. He has been with me since 1/19/15 and I have cooked for him a few times and I haven't killed him with it yet.

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Old 09-26-2016, 10:13 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Speaking from experience?
I don't see why anyone would date a girl who can't cook. He's down in college getting other girls Fettuccine Alfredo. So he'll come back and be like, "bitch, I'm done with you!"
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Honestly, I thought this was a double entendre, then I looked it up on urban dictionary.
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't see why anyone would date a girl who can't cook. He's down in college getting other girls . So he'll come back and be like, "bitch, I'm done with you!"
Nah, I talk with him every night. He misses the hell out of me and can't wait for Thanksgiving Weekend break when he comes home. Either can I.
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:19 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Honestly, I thought this was a double entendre, then I looked it up on urban dictionary.
Lolololol old. My girl sent me that randomly one day. I am never eating fettuccine Alfredo ever again.

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Nah, I talk with him every night. He misses the hell out of me and can't wait for Thanksgiving Weekend break when he comes home. Either can I.
Bitch! You removed my link! Put that back in! I will **** you up!
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Lolololol old. My girl sent me that randomly one day. I am never eating fettuccine Alfredo ever again.
She ruined Fettuccine Alfredo for you? Dump that bitch right now.
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:23 AM   #17 (permalink)
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She ruined Fettuccine Alfredo for you? Dump that bitch right now.
But she gives great head!
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:24 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't see why anyone would date a girl who can't cook. He's down in college getting other girls So he'll come back and be like, "bitch, I'm done with you!"
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Lolololol old. My girl sent me that randomly one day. I am never eating fettuccine Alfredo ever again.



Bitch! You removed my link! Put that back in! I will **** you up!
Bitch! I can't post yet with links so I had to remove it. Chill!!!
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
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But she gives great head!
Fair enough.
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Bitch! I can't post yet with links so I had to remove it. Chill!!!
Did the noob just tell me to chill?
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