:rofl:

I love my mom's hot pocket.

As does the rest of your neighborhood.

I'm sure your daughter has already fulfilled this position.

Have you had your coffee yet today?

http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/...p.grid-6x2.jpg

No she just calls him "daddy".

I see my absence has done this thread no good.

Longest intro ever

I disagree, it's only 118 words.

:rofl:

I hope you actually counted it omg

Men don't count or measure; they round up.

****, cheater.

I hope this is an innuendo.

And women just guess what "feels best".

There's dozens of sites on the web that let you copy+paste text and it gives you a word count

You need a better Shania Avi. Here you go.

http://i.imgur.com/R6U8UJP.jpg

Shh. Let people think I'm a mastermind.

Whoever changed my Halsey avatar to the bigger Halsey avatar thank you.

You're welcome.

My invoice is in the mail.

Edit: Make the check payable to Qwerty.

3/10 its boring. You need something better.

Guess I don't need to ask you for lunch money now, thanks.

A few people taking credit.

Hell it's Halsey, how boring can it be?

**** that.

Infinitely.

I can neutrally agree with you on this because I don't collectively identify.

Whatever feels best.

Only one of them is the real culprit.

Those with no sense of style will bash it.

I think I know who it is because someone told me it had to be done by someone with a blue username. :)

I wonder how the female populace would "feel" about my being nominated as their official spokesperson. In all seriousness, I'm not nearly a big enough bitch to carry the esteemed mantle of feminism.