My Intro to this fine place
 

Hi, I'm Mady and I'm 17 years old. Technically I shouldn't be doing this right now because I am in school, but what the hell it will only take a few minutes. I am a Senior in High School and other than music which my favorite artist right now is Halsey my passion is swimming. I swim pretty much all year round on a traveling team and also for my school team. I also enjoy spending time with my boyfriend Jeff who I have been with since January 19th of 2015. I can't wait till he comes home from college on Thanksgiving weekend break. Other than that I will be talking music with you all on the forum.

Welcome to the site.

Don't feed ki.

Be sure to feed The Batlord instead, he's still hungry.

That's crazy talk. What do we look like, a music forum?

Thanks, I will make sure of that. :)

A lot of feeding going on here. :)

:rofl:, I can see I am going to love this place.

I thought we were all about b-movies and updating our avatars.

Best way to a fat man's heart is through his stomach.

You said it, I didn't. Just so you know I am not a good cook. :)

That's the only reason I stick around.

Oh, and selfishly promoting my music.

Your "boyfriend" is going to leave you when he gets back.

Speaking from experience?

I hope the hell not. He has been with me since 1/19/15 and I have cooked for him a few times and I haven't killed him with it yet.

:rofl:

I don't see why anyone would date a girl who can't cook. He's down in college getting other girls Fettuccine Alfredo. So he'll come back and be like, "bitch, I'm done with you!"

Honestly, I thought this was a double entendre, then I looked it up on urban dictionary.

Nah, I talk with him every night. He misses the hell out of me and can't wait for Thanksgiving Weekend break when he comes home. Either can I.

Lolololol old. My girl sent me that randomly one day. I am never eating fettuccine Alfredo ever again.

Bitch! You removed my link! Put that back in! I will **** you up!

She ruined Fettuccine Alfredo for you? Dump that bitch right now.

But she gives great head!

Bitch! I can't post yet with links so I had to remove it. Chill!!!

Fair enough.

Did the noob just tell me to chill?

Sure the hell did. :)

Ha, you just got told.

How's it feel?

Welcome Splishy. Don't take any crap from the inmates here. Stand your ground and you'll do just fine. As a matter of fact, take Ki out back and beat the living **** outta him to make an example to the rest of the forum.

You're 17 years old, and a girl.

I know you can take him.

Now wait just one minute.

I will cut your tits off, feed them to a dog and when the dog ****s your tits out I will give to some monkeys to fling your **** covered tits at you.

Read what I just said to the girl with a horrible username. That'll be your dick.

Feels like crack.

LMAO
Thanks for the welcome. Oh hell yeah. This **** ain't nothing compared to the monthly cramps I get. :rofl:

:rofl:

Oh wow, where did you get that idea from when someone cut your dick off and fed it to a dog and then the dog **** it out and they gave your **** covered dick to a monkey to fling at you? :rofl:

^I like her. She can stay.

I saw it in a very pleasant dream about my ex.

That is good. I was planning on it.
Oh OK

Oh, and.....

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*creepy uncle alert*

This goes without saying.

Did anyone else read this and think, "she's seventeen."

When Chula is involved, I always assume they're underage.

Good point.

I don't think I have laughed like this in a long time. You all are so funny. I am in school right now so I won't be posting pics right now. If you want to see my pic I do have one on my profile as my profile pic. It is my High School Swim Team Photo. I will post more later if you guys don't creep too damn much. :)

I am in school right now so no pics. I do have a profile pic which is my High School Swim Team Photo. That will be good enough for now.

Is your avatar pic you?

Again, please don't feel pressured into showing pictures. There are long time members here that have never posted pictures.