Hi everyone
 

Hey everyone I am new to this site. Looking for a place to kill a few minutes of my day so I thought I'd try this place.

I enjoy all music but I really like rock and alternative the best. My favorite bands are the Beatles, Tom Petty, Foo Fighters and The Lumineers.

Oh and my name is Erica but you can call me from Helmsy. I'm from Minnesota and I'm currently a college student. Looking forward to chatting with you all!

Ayoooo. I came here to kill a few moments and ended up killing a year and a half... run while you still can.

Lol! It's like hotel California

And we all try to stab Batlord with our steely knives, but we just can't kill the beast.

Welcome to MB!

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Welcome to MB.

Seriously though, Batty isn't messing around. I tried my hardest to argue that Superman could pummel Batman's ass any day, every day. Didn't even get close to convincing him, he simply believes a smart trained mere human can defeat a damn god. It's just major BS. Makes for great storytelling, but come on man, it's Superman.

A dude who can go toe to toe with the likes of Hulk and Thor. You'd need to call the Avengers or the Justice League as a whole to take him down without kryptonite. Batman on his own, no ****ing chance. I don't care what they've used to justify it in the comics.

And no, morals is irrelevant with the point I'm trying to make. When somebody CAN quickly and swiftly say "**** your morals", being smart or one step ahead makes no difference. You're staring at a superhuman that can superhuman the **** out of you if he wanted to. You're measly intelligence and fancy gadgets mean nothing. Batman is the guy who has a gun pointed at you. That's it. Take that gun away and he can't even match Superman.

Holy ****, you're so wrong.

Oh man, I'm totally ****ed now.

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Yeah, reading over that post, I clearly didn't think this through.

Also Batman is not the guy who has a gun pointed at you.

Forgive me.

And grindy outs himself as a comic book fanboy.

Batman is overrated anyway.

Never read a comic book in my life, but I watched tons of animated movies and series in the last year or so.

I'm super confused...haha

poor helmsy

The banter is strong here. It is often about actual music though, I promise.

Any intro thread that goes on for more than one page becomes not about you. So if you could leave that'd be great.

Hey!
No dickishness towards new members, unless you know they're down with it.

We need to wrangle up some new regulars actually because we seem to dropping members at the same rate of Batlord ****ting himself.

OK.

:shycouch:

If it's any consolation, I'm still staying out of spite :)

I'm only here for advice on how to get girls.

Rule 1: Ignore them and talk about comic books.

Make more money.

Compliment them, but don't ever kiss ass. Women treat ass-kissers like dog ****. Oh, and it helps if you're either wildly handsome or filthy rich, but you need not be both :)

And always remember to never look directly at them, even when speaking, and always look disinterested. Might even want to smack 'em around a few times. Bitches love that.

inb4 Chelsea smacks Bat around.

inb4 Bat likes it

inb4 Bat realizes that it was Qwertyy the whole time but he just couldn't tell because of the lighting

nb4 qwerty realizes that i know the difference between a canadian slap and a real person's

Now that's going a bit too far. Batty can tell the difference between the way a girl slaps and the way I do.

rekt

Chelsea and Batty, sitting in a tree...

Sound violent. I hope no flora gets harmed in the process.

I won't lie, those gorilla hands of yours probably would make me look pretty weak in comparison.

Yeah, my man hands are pretty badass.

Superman is a product of lazy writing so his downfall will be lazy writing. Paid for by Bruce Wayne.

Martian Manhunter is better.