If I sit on your lap can I get a reach around for Christmas?

Well that went into a surprising direction :D I do enjoy them puns

It's not really surprising on this site.

Hahah good to know ����

Lmfao @ "surprising direction"

Tore just left. Your timing is impeccable.

If he hadn't and I was a mod I'd give him Tore's avatar and let the chips fall where they may.

What a co-incidence!

The chick I have a crush on is name Ho Thi Nga and she is Vietnamese.

Unless something changes I hope she likes me one day to have kids with#

However she's out of my league because other guys are always checking her.

They have Mercedes-Benz Ferrari and all.

I am on welfare and am a sinner although I say Jesus this and that all the time.

I know I am not good enough for her.

... okay.

Jesus Christ!
 

But there's nothing I can do about it. It's her choice just like I have a choice. If she ends up with another guy then we weren't meant to be. I believe in miracles and fate and destiny because of GOD 0 A.D. So whatever happens is that. Look at Romeo and Juliette; all was against them but they came together. The world was against them but they made it together. Although the circumstances leading to their death was horrible they vowed to be together for eternity. Even in their death no man or woman can take that away from them. You see... being a person who believes in Jesus Christ so much that I believe people can steal whatever you have from you but not true friends and true families. They can lie and say your friend is not your friend