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Neapolitan 11-09-2016 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1767747)
Has Bat finally met his equal in the world of trolling?

I wonder if that guy could be JGuy. Music Banter pushed him over the edge and now he is back with a vengeance.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1767764)
Dude I wish I lived in Coraline.

I ****ing love that movie but it's too creepy for me to wanna live in it.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:13 PM

No.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:14 PM

I am a burden to you.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:16 PM

Then lose weight.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:18 PM

I can't stay because I'm a burden and I must take my punishments from my people for my trespasses. I'm just running away from my punishments. If I have a use that I can do that is not against Jesus Christ and my family then I would stay. However without work I am a burden. I wish to be treated a person like everyone else. I don't want to accept handouts from friends.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:22 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
Anyways I don't want to take up your time from your friends whom you've know all your life. If I were in my country and known my friends and family of my race all my life then I would have to work like everyone else. If I'm to be true friends with anyone then I can't subject my true friends to a burden. That means I can't do something wrong even if it's under closed doors. Sure I understand that being a waiter you don't make much. Sure I understand if you have kids you don't have much.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:25 PM

You sound crazy as ****. What the **** are you talking about?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:31 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
I can't. I owe a debt to someone a long time ago for helping me out. I will never be able to repay her. One of you know her. Although we have lost touched I can repay you since you are on the same side. A life for a life.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:33 PM

Are you supposed to be taking some kind of medication?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:34 PM

Yes.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:35 PM

Are you taking them?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:37 PM

I take all 13 pills every single day 100% of the time. If I skip a day I'll double the dose the next day. If I overdose the day I'll skip a day etc.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:41 PM

Holy ****.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 04:44 PM

This is getting real.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:44 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
I believe I am to save the world through GOD. I know there is a Jesus Christ that GOD already did that 2016 years ago but this time it is 2000 years later. The Book of Revelations says every 1000 years Jesus Christ is back to save all people. Although Jesus Christ is NOT on the side of the devil he did NOT retaliate. Jesus Christ only rebuked the devil. However I know I'm not exact. The real Jesus Christ who was really GOD died at 33 years of age on Christmas day. So I'm crazy. And to make this worst I think I might have a kid with my soulmate one day haha To make matters even worst than that I have to find my soulmate among 8 billion people. To make matters worst I have to be on medications and stay home because of my condition for something that almost happened. So now I have a criminal record possibly AND a sinning record.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:47 PM

What's wrong witcha, dude? What's your malfunction?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:50 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
When I was little a remember my parents or someone bringing me to a priest and it was very bright. I remember strongly that I was supposed to be perfect and save the world like Jesus Christ! But I got scared and eventually prayed to GOD that I didn't want to be crucified. So I ran away and did a few misdemeanors. So now I'm not perfect so I shouldn't be crucified?

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:52 PM

You know what you need? LSD.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 04:53 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
haha I'm happy drug free. But I'm obligated with these "13" unlucky pills for me already and that's enough drugs for eternity!

Zhanteimi 11-09-2016 04:54 PM

lol

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:55 PM

What happens if you don't take them?

Zhanteimi 11-09-2016 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767817)
You know what you need? LSD.

Actually, MDMA is probably the better choice for this guy, taken during two or three sessions with a therapist.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1767824)
Actually, MDMA is probably the better choice for this guy, taken during two or three sessions with a therapist

Emphasis on the therapist part.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:56 PM

I wanna meet the Ecstasy therapist.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:00 PM

If I don't take them I regain my strength and my spirit powers. However I must die early because I'm against SATAN. So SATAN will seek my life.

While I am taking the medications I am bond to the world.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:00 PM

Expound upon this.

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:04 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
You see I am from Heaven. When I was a kid living in the world I could feel my spirit in the light. However one day I rebelled against Jesus Christ and said why would all sorts of evil happen if there is a GOD? So I almost fell into SATAN's hands. However I was a string away from taking that step that would have cut the thread leading me back to Jesus Christ.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:08 PM

So Satan will kill you if you don't take your meds. What exactly are these spirit powers Satan fears so much?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:11 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
The Book of Revelations says the devil comes out of Hell every 1000 years to rule the world. GOD comes back through "Jesus Christ" to save the world from hell again so it could be at peace for a thousand years more.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:13 PM

Do your spirit powers have anything to do with Revelations?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:17 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
Yes.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:18 PM

What are they?

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:21 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
I have to get killed by a black person who has SATAN in him. At that time SATAN will be trapped in Hell again for a thousand years.

Zhanteimi 11-09-2016 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767827)
I wanna meet the Ecstasy therapist.

I've read about psychiatrists who prescribe MDMA for a limited time to the patients they judge need it.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by musiclover73 (Post 1767854)
I have to get killed by a black person who has SATAN in him. At that time SATAN will be trapped in Hell again for a thousand years.

This post tho. Why does it have to be a black person?

Zhanteimi 11-09-2016 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by musiclover73 (Post 1767854)
I have to get killed by a black person who has SATAN in him. At that time SATAN will be trapped in Hell again for a thousand years.

6/10 troll

musiclover73 11-09-2016 05:26 PM

Jesus Christ!
 
It just happens to be that the majority of black people are the ones who trespasses. They are with the devil.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1767860)
6/10 troll

He's been dropping bombs like this, and some seriously long winded ones, for days now. I don't think this is a troll. Or if it is I don't want to know.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by musiclover73 (Post 1767862)
It just happens to be that the majority of black people are the ones who trespasses. They are with the devil.

Are black people the only race allied the devil?


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