you wake up to a surprise foot rub from man like monkey

2349234. You kowtow to Kate Bush.

9874754. You learn that it's alright for mods to make jokes. Unless they're joking about you, then it's BUT THE RULES SAY time.

5583044. You drink VHS tapes while watching a chocolate milk.

Second one is spot on :D

Is this the MB version of "you might be a redneck"?

Were Batlord?

Yous just might be a redneck!

684096. Batlord gets drunk and makes a thread about how much you suck

234544. You know more about Chula's family than your own

537939. You see Hawk laugh at thousands of people in Myanmar being displaced, and then bitch when a hurricane bangs up his hovel

9823489 ^when you understand that none of those three are jokes but how things actually work around here.

485908. You find out that you're not allowed to like a band without liking the bands that influenced them

758490. You get unsolicited nudes in your PMs

647589. You debate one of JWB's alts, and look like a weirdo when his **** gets deleted