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Old 08-06-2017, 06:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi! Welcome to MusicBanter. So, you've made an introductory thread, and gotten to know some of the members around here. That's awesome. But unfortunately, you're still not a full-fledged member, not until you've had the full MB experience. In this thread, the other users and I will lay out the basics, letting you know what has to happen before you're truly welcomed with open arms. Starting with...

1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
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Old 08-06-2017, 06:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
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3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
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4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
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1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.
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6. You have badmouthed Metallica.
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1. Your taste in music is assaulted harder than the beaches of Normandy.
2. You have figured out why the Batlord is a cuck.
3. One of the british members have referred to one of your posts as a "mad ting."
4. You have seen a band go from the toast of the board to a subject of mockery.
5. Five minutes ago you said taste was subjective, but now this guy is a god damn **** for not liking the best band of all-time.
6. You have badmouthed Metallica.
7. You have listened to at least 2 ICP albums. (Not including solo projects either, pussy.)
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Old 08-06-2017, 08:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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8. You've been accused of using Music Banter as a springbroad for plug.dj.
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10. You've messed up a good thread.
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11. You've posted a stone cold gif mocking a terrible thread.
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