I like trains

The Batlord · 09-04-2018, 05:56 PM

Some person or persons on multiple accounts started spamming weird Christian dogma at us with very poor English and without responding to anybody. We just kind of shrugged and went about our business until one of the mods Googled what they were posting and found it was rhetoric from a Chinese cult who have murdered people and are currently being very thoroughly suppressed by the Chinese government. Thanks, China. That's what I call a banhammer.

https://www.cnn.com/2014/06/06/world...ing/index.html

The Batlord · 09-04-2018, 06:05 PM

Oh yeah and here's a nice video for you from the Church of Eastern Lightning themselves. I just checked their Youtube page and they have a lot of videos for a channel with only three thousand subscribers. Like, five a day. Literally five a day. I counted.

windsock · 09-04-2018, 06:07 PM

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Also known as eastern lightning ("dongfang shandian"), the group preaches that christ has been reincarnated as a woman from central china, and that the righteous are engaged in an apocalyptic struggle against china's communist party -- which they refer to as the "great red dragon."

wew

mfw some autist kills me with a mop at McDonalds because I wouldn't give him my phone number

The Batlord · 09-04-2018, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock

wew

mfw some autist kills me with a mop at McDonalds because I wouldn't give him my phone number

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Oh yeah and here's a nice video for you from the Church of Eastern Lightning themselves. I just checked their Youtube page and they have a lot of videos for a channel with only three thousand subscribers. Like, five a day. Literally five a day. I counted.

Trust me it's worth it. They're organized and **** with aesthetics in their videos. And I think they believe that their messiah is some Chinese chick simply because of some throwaway line in the Bible about lightning coming from the east. Like Chinese crazy people can't imagine that a legit religious figure would come from anywhere but China and all they need is a random line probably taken way out of context to starting killing people at McDonalds.

windsock · 09-04-2018, 06:41 PM

It's a shame too. Eastern Lightning could have been the best Asian speed metal band ever.

The Batlord · 09-04-2018, 07:14 PM

I'm sure someone either has or will call themselves that and they will be thoroughly corny.

Unitron · 09-04-2018, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock

It's a shame too. Eastern Lightning could have been the best Asian speed metal band ever.

Sounds like the name of some Loudness cover band, coming soon to a bar in Japan.

The Batlord · 09-04-2018, 07:22 PM

Loudness also coming soon to a bar in Japan.

Unitron · 09-04-2018, 07:25 PM

Coming soon? They're probably already there.

I doubt they can land an arena gig like they did back in the 80's.

windsock · 09-04-2018, 07:37 PM

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Loudness also coming soon to a bar in Japan.

I thought the bill said street corner? God damn these tickets were not worth the price after all.

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