Please allow me to introduce myself
 

40/M/Detroit

Oh, and I have a golden retriever named Sam Cooke. Sam for short.

What kind of music you into?

Are you cute?

Honestly, I like anything that sounds good. But my collection mostly consists of Bowie, Neil Young, Nirvana, The Clash, Tool, Pinback, Pink Floyd... the list goes on and on.

Do you like Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels?

My mom thinks so. 🤪

Yes!

For the love of god, how many more posts do I have to make before I can spam music vids... 😜

15 posts

Thank you kind sir.

15 posts not in the Lounge, though.

Ah. Good to know.

TOOL is a good band to like.

Meh

I need tool for shelf assembly. Overrated in a musical context.

Is that all you think about in Scandiavia, assembling IKEA furniture?:D

Actual tools are super overrated. Use your hands or be a bitch.

I like all those artists. What about underground artists?

Righteous Brothers >>>>>

I would dismiss this, but then I realise 90% of my furniture is Ikea.

Who needs a hammer when you can just punch the nails in?

Manliest thing you could do.

That meme should be stricken from the internet.

You should be stricken with Polio.

Genetics have been cruel enough to you already so you're good.

I use my pecker.

@OP: Are you a man of wealth and taste?

Church

OH must really hate that band.

I hate Tool. I can’t think of any band I hate more tbh except maybe primus.

And phish

I've always wondered what it would feel like punching Trey in the face until he passes out. I'm assuming it would be bliss.

You hate Primus too? Oh my god we both hate a band! We agree on a thing! Hell is finally freezing over!

Primus are pretty dull but I haven't listened to them enough to become emotionally invested in my distaste.

I just think they're one big dumb gimmick.

You mean trying to sound funk but of course without sacrificing the snooty ironic distance from what they're referencing?

I mean that their dumb comedy schtick with the silly voices and goofy sounding songs is lame and annoying.

They're not just being ironic. They're winking and rolling their eyes all the way through every note so hard that it's cringey.

They're like a rock version of Doctor Bombay.

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You gotta be ICP to pull that off. They're too dumb to be ironic.

It's like with B movies. If it was a botched, but earnest attempt at making a real movie, like Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space, then the cheesiness can be endearing. When someone tries to be lame on purpose and make a dumb movie, it's just annoying. Primus are not Plan 9 From Outer Space. ICP just might be.

Primus are more like that movie with that dude who is disguised a turtle.
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