hey, can't anybody take a joke around here?

I think there isn't really enough scat around these days. In fact, I'd like to see a lot more people getting involved with scat. I think that would be good.

it's not a sub-genre i listen to much, i think you really need to be good at jazz scales to "scat" properly and most of what I've heard are just random bleats and "burps"

and no, I'm not into scat-porn, either

Moving away from this fetish abomination, Jazz has often been like ragtime except that there is much more space for improvisation. Scat (not the fetish) is just taking this beyone merely playing different notes, it attempts to create a different melody.

And I fucking hate all fetish porn.

you still have time to develop a taste for it

jazz - i'm mostly into jazz-rock fusion

That must be my least favourite pun of the month.

I already like jazz "scat", so there isn't room for another kind. And think how annoying it would be to keep getting the folders mixed up!

Just found this pretty sweet video of Ella Fitzgerald scatting like crazy:

That was very good. She is an incredible singer.

no, i mean really

i started with striaght-up porn myself but i grew bored, quickly it graduated to golden showers, pregnant, breastfeeding and voyeur upskirts (panchira)

I got you covered.

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