Brits - which region do ye hate?
 

Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.

:crazy: crazy bastard

I can't stand Loch Ness for some strange reason;)

Northern Ireland

I hate a specific region of Birmingham otherwise known as my house. The kitchen worksurface has just started to fall into the cutlery drawer and the shower cubicle has fungi on it, some of which are so big I wouldn't be surprised it they began to talk.

"Feed me Seymour..."

If this happens they first person I'll feed it will be my landlord.

if someone could translate that into english for me i would be most grateful.

bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.

why this?

sure they do, it has nothing to do with colonialism of any sorts.....

I don't really like southerners.

Or notherners.

Allow me...
He can't stand English people from Birmingham, they are a group of twats (vaginas) and he does'nt like their accent.
(the skelped arse part...God only knows!).
Cheukters? also annoy him and they enjoy carnel knowledge of sheep.
The women of Ayrshire (a region of Scotland) are sluts and will have sex with you, faster than your mother after consuming a bottle of strong cider.
(He obviously likes Ayrshire girls then).

Hope this clears things up for you oojay...

Class post TroutMolester...that made me laugh :D

Oh bugger! ;)

i cant say there's any particular region i

Geordies & Scousers

If Liverpool & Newcastle dropped off the face of the earth I wouldn`t mourn a single second

I can fully understand why any right minded person would loathe and despise the thieving rat eating population that reside in the hellhole called Liverp**l...

...but surely not the "Geordie nation" ;)

Does it show that my best friend when I was growing up was a Manc ;)

It explains your excellent taste in music :beer:

Nope , i`m taking credit for that.

This was a guy who bought a Micheal Bolton album you`re talking about

...and he was your BEST FRIEND?? :yikes:

WAS ...yes

gah michael bolton and the brititsh ness of it all right track help me

right track / oojay
"skelped arse"= Smacked Bottom. He's saying that the lady in question has a face like a smacked arse. :)

As for cheukters, I don't know.
The rest was pretty well translated, RT.

A face like a skelped arse...hehe... I know a few people with one of those.

Hope your well Dezzy...peace :)