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Old 09-21-2005, 10:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Brits - which region do ye hate?

Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I can't stand Loch Ness for some strange reason
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I hate a specific region of Birmingham otherwise known as my house. The kitchen worksurface has just started to fall into the cutlery drawer and the shower cubicle has fungi on it, some of which are so big I wouldn't be surprised it they began to talk.

"Feed me Seymour..."

If this happens they first person I'll feed it will be my landlord.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TroutMolester
Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.
if someone could translate that into english for me i would be most grateful.
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Old 09-22-2005, 02:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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why this?
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.
sure they do, it has nothing to do with colonialism of any sorts.....
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't really like southerners.

Or notherners.
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