TroutMolester

Cannae stand yon sassannachs fae Birmingham. Bunch o pure fannies naw, accent gies me the dry bolk, wifies walking baoot wi a face like a skelped erse. Cheuckters dae ma nut in tae. Bunch a sheepshaggers, ken. Haw now boyz, ken them lassies fae Ayreshire, thats the business naw, knickers aff easier than ye maw after a bottle of whitelightening. Hawhawhawhaw, pure magic ya wee dancer.

Spike*Spiegel

crazy bastard

Merkaba

I can't stand Loch Ness for some strange reason

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TheBig3

Northern Ireland

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DontRunMeOver

I hate a specific region of Birmingham otherwise known as my house. The kitchen worksurface has just started to fall into the cutlery drawer and the shower cubicle has fungi on it, some of which are so big I wouldn't be surprised it they began to talk.

"Feed me Seymour..."

If this happens they first person I'll feed it will be my landlord.

[MERIT]

if someone could translate that into english for me i would be most grateful.

Sneer

bloody hate the welsh. their just jealous because we're english and their not.

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adidasss

why this?

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adidasss

sure they do, it has nothing to do with colonialism of any sorts.....

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franscar

I don't really like southerners.

Or notherners.

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