Don't ask why. I'm odd... (quote, artist)

DontRunMeOver · 10-12-2005, 10:24 AM

That's cleared things up.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 10-13-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

Hehehe what a shortie

*Sniff* You're cruel...

DontRunMeOver · 10-13-2005, 03:58 AM

Don't cry, short people have benefits too.

More legroom on public transport.
Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions.
SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either).
You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby.
People don't make you duck down at the cinema.
You can hide in crowds.
Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter.
You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like).

And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-13-2005, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

That's a big squat there, watch your back or you might end up a cripple for life.

ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

DontRunMeOver · 10-13-2005, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

ive pulled my groin a couple times doin it. btw, thats putting up REPS at 500+, not to brag or anything.

Well, if I were you I'd step back and ask myself "Is all this muscle really worth damaging my precious groin for". Personally I wouldn't risk my groin on a bunch of metal weights. There much better things I could be doing with my groin.

On a similar note, men should stay away from cycle machines. I hear they can greatly increase the risk of impotence due to all of the rubbing and squashing during the cycling motion. Nobody I've told this believes me so far. The greater fool them!

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-13-2005, 07:06 AM

well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage

DontRunMeOver · 10-13-2005, 07:35 AM

Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-14-2005, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

i like the way u think

Merkaba · 10-14-2005, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

*Sniff* You're cruel...

Aw artist I wasn't being mean, and don't worry...Spikes even shorter

Cookie?

EDGE · 10-14-2005, 03:13 PM

5'2, size 7

10-12-2005, 10:24 AM	#41 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,166	That's cleared things up.

10-13-2005, 03:58 AM	#43 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,166	Don't cry, short people have benefits too. More legroom on public transport. Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions. SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either). You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby. People don't make you duck down at the cinema. You can hide in crowds. Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter. You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like). And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard.

10-13-2005, 07:06 AM	#46 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage

10-13-2005, 07:35 AM	#47 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,166	Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.

10-14-2005, 03:13 PM	#50 (permalink)
EDGE accidental genius Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,161	5'2, size 7