Fight to the death...
 

If you had to participate in a gladatioral fight to the death :bonkhead: against any famous musician (currently alive) who would it be, why and what would be your tactics for victory?

Personally, I'd choose Thom Yorke from Radiohead. He's got a small reach and puny arms, plus I could pluck out his good eye (Kill Bill II style) leaving him with only the gammy eye to see me with. Hopefully the emperor would let him live though, so that he could write a song about how depressing losing a fight and an eye is.

Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back:laughing:

Nice answer. Although he would be wearing glasses, so you'd have to hit a guy with glasses. This doesn't count if you're wearing glasses yourself though does it?

madonna. id pull her voice box out and stuff it in the gaping hole id have stabbed in her stomach.

Tag Team

Me & Spike vs Bono & Madonna

In a "Loser shuts the f*ck up for the rest of their natural born lives" match

hrmmm

handicap me versus brittney spears and jessica simpson

Topless

In a vat of jelly

*drool*

id take on all 3 of the hanson boys....


topless

in a vat of jelly, just for urban

Best not , i`d probably lock you in the dressing room & do it myself

i'll help:tramp: i'll just flash them with the luminous paleness

i would take on the entire line up of fall out boy......but if ne one wants to join me..ill share the fun :ar_15s:

Elton John in a "who can dress ***er" contest.


thats when i pull out the sequin G-String, Denis Rodman's Boa, and some styling gel.

yer one sick individual

*SLAP*

me an tha wutang vs kennyg an **** van **** son.

I pick Crazy Frog.

I'll show him f*ckin animation. I'll animate my fist in his face.

And then Ill follow through with aringdingding before my foot flies up his arse.

Why not give him a good kick in the blurred-out bits?

yea i agree with the crazy frog thing. goddamn hate that little thing.

the spice girls versus me and who ever wants to join

^ Me, please.

sure go ahead

michael jackson, i wonder if he could fight or not. maybe he could knock me out

Don't be silly. He'd shout you wine and proceed to analyse your "prostate".