Suckiest Movie Ever Made...
 

IMO... its either kung-pow (sp?) or.. the boogeyman.. man it sucked big time. its not even scary!! kungpow - trying hard.. might give you a few laughs but not so desirable.. id rate a 5/10 for effort. I'm so mean... but its true.. :jailed: What movie/s do you think deserve to be on this thread? opinions people!! :)

it all depends on the type of movie....

if its a scary movie....id say the grudge. i was cracking up when i saw that, while my girlfriend was freaking out.

if its a drama....shall we dance. that movie was the worst attempt ever at making a worthwhile film that had anything to do with jennier lopez. the whole movie was practically a show off of her sex appeal. just like every other one of her movies.

comedy, well, not saying i didnt get a huge laugh out of it, but i have to agree with you that kung pow was pretty bad. the plot was hard to follow, and the premise of the movie was dumb in the first place.

there are a few more that i cant think of right now...

aww man, that film was hilarious.

the end part, when she falls down the stairs and all her bones are sticking out, kinda reminded me of celebrity death match that used to be on mtv.

And I don't get why she had cartoon eyes..

I liked the Grudge =( Aw man, I feel like a 'tard now.

Ermm... Sucky films = Harry Potters. ALL of them. Specially the first, you can tell they couldnt be bothered to pay for the kids' acting lessons...

no worries.. i liked the grudge too.....but...only because it gave me a good laugh.

and i agree....the harry potter movies are garbage.

kung pow wuz horrible. but not nearly as bad as napolean dynamite.

i actually got a kick out of napoleon dynamite because of its extreme stupidity....but yes....it was a dumbass movie.

Did anyone else think the Grudge went no where? By the end of it, we were back to where we started. Stupid movie:laughing:

Worst movie: The Dukes of Hazard.

exactly my point

please people, you don't know what sucky is till you've seen Y2K....anyone remember that movie?

The worst films I have seen have to be:
Team America (not funny in the slightest)
Love Actually (a sickening film with far too many characters)
Eight Legged Freaks (awful film, great for a laugh though)
13 Going On 30 (I don't even know why I saw it)

team america almost made me pee my pants and love actually is one of the best romantic films i've ever seen.....

Hell yes, that really was awful.

Also, the majority of the Bond films,
Final Fantasy,
Sin City (I saw this a couple of days ago and couldnt even be bothered to get to the end)
And the last Matrix.

Sure there's more, but.. Looking through my collection, I dont have many bad ones =/

Team America has to be the comedy, and I use the term loosely, with the least wit ever. The 'humour' is that which appeals to small children.
In Love Actually there are far too many characters so you do not become attached to them and do not share their emotions. There are far better romantic films.

??? good god.....
i take it you're not a fan of trey parker and matt stone? i love everything they do

Couldnt stand it. I know its a big deal to everyone else, but I do rather like stories that are followable. It just randomly switched plot, and I cant be assed with that.

I approve Team America just for it's retardation of Matt Damon.
Apparently the most money went into the ladies bedroom where the sex scene happened...now who the hell was paying attention to the room?

the film is devided into 3 very followable stories, no jig-saw story line here.....

I didnt watch it all though... I got bored, remember? :) One day, I will watch it. But not now.

Velvet Goldmine.

It was seriously shit.

Punch Drunk Love


after watching that, I literally threw up. My body couldn't take the **** it just ingested through my eyes, so it shot it out my mouth.

Has anyone seen baseketball?

That movie is god.

I would say dude wheres my car but i watch that alot ashton kutcher = sex god.

But yeah dude wheres my car is pretty crappy.

SNAP i said it.

^WHAT? =O

"DUDE, whats mine say?"
"SWEET, whats mine say?"
"DUDE, whats mine say?"
"SWEET, whats mine say?"
"DUDE, whats mine say?"
"SWEET, whats mine say?"

Etc... I love it =D

Yer, Im lame, but I really used to love that film.

worst movie is blair witch project and drop dead gorgeous

Effing Napoleon Dynamite. It should BURN in hell. Not even kidding.

YES it wouldn't be as dumb if all the people weren't quoting it every two seconds tis ghey.

parker and stone? ....:) funny shit.....

*agrees with Ethan*

"GOSH, frickin' idiot!"
"Stay home and eat all the frickin' chips, Kip."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
Etc. You get the picture.

Rocky Horror Picture Show is such a bad movie. It makes me laugh my ass off every time i see it.

I think that was the point though.

you are telling the ture, this movie sucks. another movie that sucks is the village

STOP!!

your making me cry!

:( Aww..

i thought kung pow sucked it was funny but it really sucked and that dumb movie u got served i thought it was so dumb i dont no y i watched it and also termeinator 3 wasnt that good

i do agree the plot sucks big time, but you have to admit the dance part was ok

If you're talking about bad movies, you'll find most sequels are bad no matter what the genre.
Like didnt Jaws go up to something like 4 movies?! one being jaws 3D i believe...
And i think they shouldve left the Matrix as just the one movie.
The first tomb raider to come out was pretty bad, but the second was even worse.
Then theres Bring It On (which i think is great lol) but that had a sequel which was soooo bad.
Speed - a great movie...Speed 2... nobody cares what happened to Sandra Bullock!
I didnt like Hannibal much compared to Silence Of The Lambs either.
And most Disney Film sequels are bad too.

An exception being the 4 Alien movies, where the second was better than the first, but again, the third and fourth were just a waste of time.

the first is always the best.
other examples of first being best:

jurassic park
friday
the whole nine yards
triple x

Greatness in the form of movies has to be Beetlejuice! It's quickly becoming my favorite movie.

movies ending up with a sequels usually suck.. especially when they ruin that perfectly good movie...like The sequels of Jurassic Park, or (yeah i agree) Jaws ... :crazy:
and then there are this sequels that jst wont die up.. O_O

Oh yeah.. i rememberd one time when i was a kid.. theres this movie about the 'Spice Girls' i couldnt stand watching that pathetic movie.. no wonder they the group dissolved =P

Tim Burton is genius. He's my favourite director by far.