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Old 11-10-2005, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay i need pranks by the posts.

Me and my friend have already masterbated in his soda but we need more.

*situation*

i have my 17 year old male ugly cousin staying over (hes not really my cousin hes just my brothers wife cousin) and hes always on my computer and i cant kick him off so im gonna be on alot less blah blah yeah.So need pranks to pull on him cuase i hate him.


post it up.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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poison him
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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poison him
Okay i cant KILL him sadly.

..very very sadly...
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmm once we put black food colouring in someones water bottle (you couldnt see inside it), they had a black mouth and teeth for the whole day.
Then he'd probably be too busy washing his mouth out to go on the computer
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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buy some laxitives.
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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put a rubber band around the sprayer on your kitchen sink so when he turns on the faucet it'll spray him in the face.
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2005, 08:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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why do you need a prank? just kick his ass if he doesnt get off. it is your computer afterall.
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Old 11-11-2005, 08:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Crush up viagra and put it in a milkshake.
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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alejo your genius.

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why do you need a prank? just kick his ass if he doesnt get off. it is your computer afterall.
Read the threade before you post "always on my computer and i cant kick him off " as in involving getting introuble.
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