Why is the Champs Elyse lined with trees?

So the German Army can march in the shade!

^^it took me a second to get that, apparently it's some type of war joke. lmao

Ok this may not be in the tread "rules" but let me tell you something guys...DO NOT TRUST A FRENCH PERSON!!! I lived there and they screwed me over with sh*t you wouldn't believe..This is a great thread if it's to get at them. To vent my frustration. They have great qualitys but they are liars and cheats in ways that will really hurt you. This is no joke it happened to me and never want it to happen to a fellow MB..Luv you guys and the french will make you feel like cr*p if they need the money or anything like it..Just trust me here, babes and we'll be fine:)

General George Patton said that he'd rather have a division of Germans in front of him than a division of French behind him.

BOLLOCKS. I talk to people over in France quite often, albeit only a few of them, but they're all really nice people. You suck, judging all french people like that, gah, just go crawl back in your feckin hole already.

That's a nice one!
Try this..It may not be quite the same but it has a "frog" in it.

Two girls are walking along when they hear...
"psst down here!"

They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.

The other girl said, "What was that for?"

The first replied,"I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famos drummer anyday!!":D

Ok then I will but I'm just saying to look out for you if you ever buy a house in france..I know two lovely, lovely people there who would do anything for me...And you are right I shouldn't have branded them like that. Sorry. But I have had a VERY bad time with the french and just wanted to say that.SORRY!!!!!!! I mean it!

Haha, no worries, it didnt bother me too much. I spent about two weeks in France on my own once, it scared the hell outta me cause I dont know too much french.. But the whole family I was with was really sweet and took care of me, and knew **** loads of English. So I like 'em, you can call 'em lazy all you like, we know its a loada bull****. :)

They're not lazy, their system is very clever actually. Everything! I'm sorry if I offened you or the family you were staying with..They aren't lazy. I was only stating my point of view that happened to me..Again sorry

I wanna go to France now.