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In regards to the insult thread, Apart from oojay's foreign languange which I know well, I have no idea what the hell was being said.

So I was thinking our language connoseuirs (sp) would like to give us a crash course in foreign language.

So when someone says:

"Je hakuna matata le bon' journo jete 007, bo' jamememe bo je le feur wanahakaloogy' "

We all know it means: No worries, James Bond was just attacked by Nemo.

What do you you think. Is a crash course in french ok or will it just get the padlock?:tramp:

french is for losers. siempre vive espanol!

Well, espanol is cool, you can be the espanol teacher.

French is the best. I love it... Oh, and by the way, what I said in the other thread was "Go back to the whore who gave birth to you".

The french have the best insults :)

muchas gracias amigo

"There is no hell, there is only France!" - Frank Zappa

tu hablas la verdad

Tengo gusto del alimento mexicano. es chimichangas deliciosos del asada del carne es probablemente mi plato preferido en la tapa del mundo él apagado con un poco de guacamole, salsa, y la crema amarga... mmm..i podría comerlo cada día, desayuno, almuerzo y cena.

did u use a translator or do u speakee?

i grew up less than 10 minutes from the mexico/california border..i know a little spanish, although im sure i dont use it correctly when i do try and speak it. they turn all their words around, kinda like yoda.

speak the truth you do.

oh i am SOOO copying that!

It'll come in handy like the time I talked to my sister and she didn't understand me, I lost her at "smart" "capable" and "clever"

Luckily I regained her at "blonde" "whore" and "shopping".

oojay, how come you speak spanish?
btw, mexicans have the coolest swear words ever!! i love saying pinche pendejo!

Haha, she sounds loveleh.. In some ways, Im so glad I dont have a sister. But then I do have satan incarnate for a brother..

Mais oui, français est le meilleur :)

Yes, I love you too;)

= Je t'aime actually :) French is bootiful.

I take French.

Especially when you know what it means:laughing:

Oh crap, more "la bon bon go **** yourself je dour" coming our way:)

Oui.

LOL

Why is the Champs Elyse lined with trees?

So the German Army can march in the shade!

^^it took me a second to get that, apparently it's some type of war joke. lmao

Ok this may not be in the tread "rules" but let me tell you something guys...DO NOT TRUST A FRENCH PERSON!!! I lived there and they screwed me over with sh*t you wouldn't believe..This is a great thread if it's to get at them. To vent my frustration. They have great qualitys but they are liars and cheats in ways that will really hurt you. This is no joke it happened to me and never want it to happen to a fellow MB..Luv you guys and the french will make you feel like cr*p if they need the money or anything like it..Just trust me here, babes and we'll be fine:)

General George Patton said that he'd rather have a division of Germans in front of him than a division of French behind him.

BOLLOCKS. I talk to people over in France quite often, albeit only a few of them, but they're all really nice people. You suck, judging all french people like that, gah, just go crawl back in your feckin hole already.

That's a nice one!
Try this..It may not be quite the same but it has a "frog" in it.

Two girls are walking along when they hear...
"psst down here!"

They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.

The other girl said, "What was that for?"

The first replied,"I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famos drummer anyday!!":D

Ok then I will but I'm just saying to look out for you if you ever buy a house in france..I know two lovely, lovely people there who would do anything for me...And you are right I shouldn't have branded them like that. Sorry. But I have had a VERY bad time with the french and just wanted to say that.SORRY!!!!!!! I mean it!

Haha, no worries, it didnt bother me too much. I spent about two weeks in France on my own once, it scared the hell outta me cause I dont know too much french.. But the whole family I was with was really sweet and took care of me, and knew **** loads of English. So I like 'em, you can call 'em lazy all you like, we know its a loada bull****. :)

They're not lazy, their system is very clever actually. Everything! I'm sorry if I offened you or the family you were staying with..They aren't lazy. I was only stating my point of view that happened to me..Again sorry

I wanna go to France now.

Good for you, but don't buy there!

Anyone ever read/seen Les Mis? The French are brutal.

The govenor of NY (Pataki) refuses to drink French wine.

I watched the Les Mis play performed at my school, it was cool! Some catchy songs! "Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men..."

You'd love it. Especially the food, I got given chocolate croissants for breakfast pretty much every day... Theyre scrummeh :)

*sigh* And yet they still build crap cars

and they still have gay men everywhere

i can speak spanish too. fluent.

me too
not fluent

I got an A for my spanish gcse but its been so long since i left school that most of it has left my head now. Reading it's easy it's just remembering how to speak it thats the hard bit.

You'll find that quite alot in spain too..
Plus it's true they do build cr*p cars:D