Ooer!

You do realise that apart from my honorable noble mentions, the first 23 things to do so far have been utter crap.

May as well make 76. gunshot to the head...

So you don't have to go through the next 75:D

*Takes his homosexual 76. and leaves the thread once more*

Christ you're full of it!

It may sound that way but killing Sharon Osbourne is not necessary when the real problem is Kelly. I had to give it to you straight.

I want her dead because she's the main reason Ozzy won't reunite with Sabbath to cut an album.
I couldn't care less about Kelly.

Anyway Kelly is still Sharons fault.She gave birth to the ugly pig dog.

sex,I cant help it Iam just a guy.

Whats that? Number 75 or something?

no.

75 is to tell Mr T that you pity the foo that doesnt dial 1-800-collect.

74. Make it onto an episode of the Simpsons

^YES!

73. Create a fantabulous new flavour of ice cream and get both rich and fat in one. :)