100 Things To Do Before You Die
 

Let's do this, it worked really well on all other boards! When we get the full 100 I'll repost the whole lot as a list!

100. Do karaoke infront of lot's of people, especially people you know!

99.Win the lottery(twice)..nah five times!:D

98. shoot justin timberlake....twice.....one in the face, one in the nuts.

97. Marry my lovely fiance

96. slam my head against the desk..


:banghead:


ok that ones done...

95. Drive route 66

94. Drive an F40 on the Autobahn.

93. Fly an F14 into an F40 on the autobahn

Can't touch me!

92. Tell your boss to get ****ed.

Been there done that:thumb:

91. f*ck your boss.

Ahh...Think I'll pass.
90. Sail around the world.

Hah, PTS...I think I'll find me a new boss before I apply that rule.

89. Skydiving. Do it.

seeing as my boss is a man....i will too.

88. smash a beer bottle over james hettfields head.

87. Strip for someone.

86. White Water Rafting

85. purple water rafting.

84.Put clothes back on for someone

83. Press stop on recording entry for Worst Home Videos.

Shut up and cook me some eggs biatch!

Come on now, you know I'm not allowed in your territory;)

Ya damn straight:D

82. super glue merkaba and cheesemans mouths shut

81. Then ask them if they are homosexual, and if they don't say no then they are...together!

80. Realise you really are a homosexual and sulk out of the thread.

79. Write an autobiography.

78.Kill Sharon Osbourne

77. Repent for all the killing.

They were all mercy killings I swear:thumb:

Repenting can be fun...;)

Ooer!

You do realise that apart from my honorable noble mentions, the first 23 things to do so far have been utter crap.

May as well make 76. gunshot to the head...

So you don't have to go through the next 75:D

*Takes his homosexual 76. and leaves the thread once more*

Christ you're full of it!

It may sound that way but killing Sharon Osbourne is not necessary when the real problem is Kelly. I had to give it to you straight.

I want her dead because she's the main reason Ozzy won't reunite with Sabbath to cut an album.
I couldn't care less about Kelly.

Anyway Kelly is still Sharons fault.She gave birth to the ugly pig dog.

sex,I cant help it Iam just a guy.

Whats that? Number 75 or something?

no.

75 is to tell Mr T that you pity the foo that doesnt dial 1-800-collect.

74. Make it onto an episode of the Simpsons

^YES!

73. Create a fantabulous new flavour of ice cream and get both rich and fat in one. :)