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Old 12-03-2005, 11:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Merkaba, yeah I reckon it made a statement!

Here's a site dedicated to the weight loss of Lindsey Lohan:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/lohan/blogger.html

Although ever since Lindsey admitted it, the blog had stopped being posted in.
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Anorexically (I made this word up, I think) skinny is sexy.

the good;

the bad;

The girl putting make up or what ever on the anorexic chick isn't bad by far


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*Vomits* and Pops Boner....

Does that go in the order of the pictures? ...gross...
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I saw an extremely anorexic woman in town yesterday.
Thinner than that second photo.
She actually looked like she had walked out of a concentration camp so I started welling up.
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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when i was younger (like 12, 13) i used to read all those teen magazines, that would tell me how to get perfect hair, and what kind of jeans fit my body type. then I grew up, and asked myself, "am I actually reading this mindless drivel?" seriously, do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines? because they're pathetic. honestly, you're life is a complete waste if you have nothing better to do with your time than to obsess over a pimple or the fact that your hair doesnt accentuate the shape of your face the way it should. I think the main problem is that our culture in general has become way too self-obsessed. take a minute away from poring over your image in the mirror and spend your time in a more worthwhile way. instead of handing kids that trash they should get into sports, music, charity, anything would be better than conditioning a bunch of clones who think the world revolves around their ability to choose the perfect outifit.
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines?
It's articles like "10 ways to tell he fancies you" and "How can I tell if I'm a lesbian?" actually.
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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^haha, forgot about those, and can't forget the "how to please your man in bed" articles. my guy friends were quite interested to see how to please themselves in bed actually.
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Old 12-04-2005, 05:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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They're damn insightful though. I love being told what turns me on, because it's obviously the same for every man. We're all completely the same. Teen mags. They rock.
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Old 12-04-2005, 05:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ok, so not entirely on topic, but whatever. i can easily see this showing up in some mindless fashion or teen magazine. now, i don't know about the rest of the girls on this forum, but the vast majority of this stuff is just plain creepy.
101 Most Romantic/Passionate/SweetThings
Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other*not sex)
16. One word*Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you*re together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don*t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad*Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she*s the only girlyou ever want. Don*t lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she doesn*t want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other*s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into hereyes, tell her you love her,and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren*t looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti* (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren*t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent*s relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call
and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don*t stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren*t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And alwaysremember to say, 'Sweet dreams.'
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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when i was younger (like 12, 13) i used to read all those teen magazines, that would tell me how to get perfect hair, and what kind of jeans fit my body type. then I grew up, and asked myself, "am I actually reading this mindless drivel?" seriously, do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines? because they're pathetic. honestly, you're life is a complete waste if you have nothing better to do with your time than to obsess over a pimple or the fact that your hair doesnt accentuate the shape of your face the way it should. I think the main problem is that our culture in general has become way too self-obsessed. take a minute away from poring over your image in the mirror and spend your time in a more worthwhile way. instead of handing kids that trash they should get into sports, music, charity, anything would be better than conditioning a bunch of clones who think the world revolves around their ability to choose the perfect outifit.
They are pathetic eh, they contridict themselves! First the tell you to be happy with your body, then they show how bad it is that celebs are sticks, THEN they say, oh, here's how to get a flatter stomach and thinner thighs!

Talk about mixed messages, which ones do you reckon little girls will follow? Self improvement or self acceptance?
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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My new favourite site: www.superficial.com
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