For Dude's Only!! No Female Posts Pls
 

Things have been pretty boring around here so I thought I would start a thread where we could openly bitch about women and tell vulgar jokes and the like without any female scrutiny.:pimp:

To the Ladies reading this: Do not even THINK of posting here or you will be chastised harshly.:nono:

Feel free to open another thread for women only and we will extend you the same courtesy.

I was speaking to a friend today and he referred to masterbating as
"Roughing Up The Suspect"

I laughed so hard I shot iced tea out my nose

You've never heard of that. Haha, we've used that for a while now. Not sure where we got it though.

It is GENIUS!!!!!!

what do u tell a woman w/2 black eyes? nuthin, uv already told her twice

what does a woman do after she gets out of the hospital? the dishes if she knows whats good for her.

You best not have a uterus or you will be forced to wear the scarlet letter!! AGAIN!!!!

Who says *** people got it wrong???
 

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's ***."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

hahahaha!!!!