For Dude's Only!! No Female Posts Pls
 

Things have been pretty boring around here so I thought I would start a thread where we could openly bitch about women and tell vulgar jokes and the like without any female scrutiny.:pimp:

To the Ladies reading this: Do not even THINK of posting here or you will be chastised harshly.:nono:

Feel free to open another thread for women only and we will extend you the same courtesy.

I was speaking to a friend today and he referred to masterbating as
"Roughing Up The Suspect"

I laughed so hard I shot iced tea out my nose

You've never heard of that. Haha, we've used that for a while now. Not sure where we got it though.

It is GENIUS!!!!!!

what do u tell a woman w/2 black eyes? nuthin, uv already told her twice

what does a woman do after she gets out of the hospital? the dishes if she knows whats good for her.

You best not have a uterus or you will be forced to wear the scarlet letter!! AGAIN!!!!

Who says *** people got it wrong???
 

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's ***."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

hahahaha!!!!

Leave this thread now lest we make you hide your face under a burka

:clap:

See first post, you have every opportunity to open an opposite post.

Should you see fit you can even open a commentary post in which you can voice your opinion (if you absolutely must read the things which you have been warned against)

I actually look forward to it.

Good luck with your thread.

Cheers, Nate

The most comprehensive vagina nickname list in the world
 

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Any additions or does this cover it???:pimp:

Where is Misfits??? He would back me up on this

I am a whole hearted supporter of misogyny.

hear hear for the first century AD!

..you were having conversations with yourself? "

..you were having conversations with yourself? "Quiet my dear" LOL.
if you dont like it then ignore it.

Wanna hear a real joke?


Womens rights.

Ughh guys please,
If you are going to take the piss out of women at least do something new.
Bah.

How do you turn a dish-washer into a snowplow?

Hand the bitch a shovel

Hence why this thread doesnt bother me. Its just like handing a baby its' toys, they need something to amuse themselves, and this is so weak it shouldnt offend anyone..

...but stronger than a woman! ;)

*waits to get banned by AITA THE TERMINATOR*

Hush it women :p:
*hides* dont hurt me im adorable

:rofl: :rofl:

em....*is very respectful to women*

Ahaha, GOOD ONE [/Sarcasm]

Hmm. The wit only a man could return with..

LIKE HELL YOU ARE! Shut your face, lying crackwhore.

:pssst: ban him

:pssst: don't do it aita, ban him instead, he'll never know what hit him....*makes fonts small so right-track cannot see them, only me and aita can see this......yes.....*

Ahaha, dont worry, he's been trying to peer pressure me into banning Fenix just to piss him off, so if Im ever under the influence or just plain bored, adidasss'll be the first to go :)

JUST BECAUSE I CAN.

*Loses mod priveliges...* Dang.

see...she likes me better loser ;)

(yeah,bitch) *puts words in brackets so it appears they are only audiable to him*

HAHA... appears to be audible?...yor insane!

oh...so you heard that? *damn, was sure it would work*

...wow I didn't know there were title bars...oh this one is about g@y guys...
 

So there are these gay guys in a house and one is going to give the other one a hand job...then then door bell rings so the one that owns the house says "I'll be right back don't **** until I get back" so he goes and answers the door and comes back and there is **** all over the walls it is everywhere. Then he tells his partner "I thought I told you not to ****." then the other guy replies "I farted"

:bringit: Amazing, you give explicit instructions to a thread and no one seems to be able to abide by the rules. Ladies, GET YOUR OWN TREE FORT!!! THIS ONE IS NO GURLS ALLOWED!!!:bringit: