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Old 01-01-2006, 12:20 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Why do you mock the name of Jesus Christ?
How can I mock myself?
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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umm answer this..
what will i do with my life???
You will run an Art shop for many years, before taking over as owner. You will then begin to paint, and discover a hidden talent. You will become a moderately famous painter and will be worth a small fortune.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:23 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Will my cock ever shrink in the near future?

Girls are starting to complain that two feet is too long.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:27 PM   #34 (permalink)
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If you are Jesus then why aren't millions of people not here today? And why hasn't the apocalypse started? And why hasn't a new leader rose out of a far nation? And why do you mock yourself?
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Yes! What will i do with my life?
You will move to the country, running away from a disagreement you had with a Gang. In the country you will become a farmer, but go bankrupt when the rival gang catches up with you and kills your livestock and cuts down your crops.
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Will my cock ever shrink in the near future?

Girls are starting to complain that two feet is too long.
Can it get any smaller?
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:32 PM   #37 (permalink)
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If you are Jesus then why aren't millions of people not here today? And why hasn't the apocalypse started? And why hasn't a new leader rose out of a far nation? And why do you mock yourself?
I didn't say I am the Jesus Christ that you speak of. I am another Jesus Christ. I share the name with the one you treasure most dearly. And I don't mock myself, I mock people who I am better than, you insignificant worm, you.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:38 PM   #38 (permalink)
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i think if that is my future.. i will be a very happy person

will i become a happy person?? bet this depression??
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:00 PM   #39 (permalink)
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You will move to the country, running away from a disagreement you had with a Gang. In the country you will become a farmer, but go bankrupt when the rival gang catches up with you and kills your livestock and cuts down your crops.

guess again
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will i ever become one of those cool types that speaks like a sarcastic 19th century butler with a crippling self confidence issue?
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