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I had a dream I sharted while trying to befriend ET the extraterrestrial
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I was sleeping once recently and woke up to a man screaming my name. It was terrifying but got back to sleep. Later that night woke up again to a very loud noise of something being dropped. I **** myself and thought someone was in my house but no. To make matters worse I could not find anything that had dropped or could have made that noise. Apparently its called Exploding Head Syndrome.
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Sounds like you're an untrustworthy white devil.
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Frown screaming "Ja" into the rain as the cops throw him in the back of a paddywagon over some ganja would make for good TV.
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But regardless... :band: Bad boys bad boys Watcha gonna do Watcha gonna do When they come for you |
Dreamt I got caught by security stealing Ted Cruz's headphones out of his hotel room.
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At least take a bite out of the butter cow shrine ffs
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You get no argument from me. Conscious me would have nutted on his pillow.
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