Guffaw XD

had a nightmare the other night, woke up throwin my keyboard and mouse on my bed lol neighbors had to have woke up :o:

Dreamt you got pwned by n00bs?

Nope

in the tail end of this dream I was having I found myself exploring this small and vaguely hospital-esque building, though the corridor I was wandering also put me in the mind of a school or even some weird strip mall. I walked to the end of this hall and turned around to leave through the entrance where I came in after finding nothing of interest, when doors on both sides of the hall started to discharge the occupants of their rooms. So as I neared the exit I was awash in a tide of hurried students and staff when I heard a voice call "stop and face the wall, keep your eyes straight". I thought it was something to do with the students, some drill or exercise, so at first I just continued on, but got anxious seeing everyone around me sidling up on the walls and I followed suit. Even amidst the pleas to keep eyes on the wall I couldn't help but sneak a glance at the passing procession issuing the commands, because I had now begun to hear these uncanny birdlike yips coming from the same source. The sounds were simultaneously alien and familiar, like the human voice apparatus was being used by decidedly unhuman beings unfamiliar with the mechanics, an instrument played by someone with no concept of music. From the corner of my eye I looked toward the doors and saw a shadow there like a light was projected straight ahead from the other end of the hall. It was a relatively formless mass, but from its edges I kept seeing weird intermittent twitches and jumps. I watched as a quartet of officers in military gear escorted in their middle a doctor who appeared to be carrying a swaddled newborn. This is where the cries were coming from, now horribly close and grotesque, the very sound sending me into a panic. While I had my eyes on the doctor, an unmistakably crablike limb thrusted itself over his shoulder, first spasming like the shadow, then seeming to curl over the shoulder possessively, like whatever was being held didn't want to be let go. The claw was clad in the blue of an evening sea, armored in a rigid exoskeleton. Its unforgettable cries echoed in the hall even after the group was gone, and without noticing everyone else's departure, I was alone again.

The crab baby is clearly capitalism, comrade.

I had a dream where I was hanging out with J Dilla. We were smoking blunts wrapped in full palm trees when he pulled off his arm and lined it up on my turntable. He took off his leg and put it on my other turntable and began spinning them into this really intense noise death metal sound. It was getting really intense and the needles were grinding down the flesh. He took the arm off of the turntable then reached into his head, pulled out his brain, and put it on the player. The crazy noise subsided and it played this overwhelmingly beautiful otherworldly music. We watched the needle sinking deeper and deeper into the folds as it played until the player stopped. When it stopped, I realized Dilla was gone and woke up.

Dream was that dream where I have a locker with stuff I need in it, but dont know the code to get it the locker and get it.

This was probably the 4th or 5th time in this universe? dreamland? I knew the place so well I was with someone and knew the hiding spots.

This time also I didn't give any fucs about not knowing the combo to get in locker.

I also went to ask someone the price of bitcoin in the dream and then woke up.

I had a dream I sharted while trying to befriend ET the extraterrestrial

I was sleeping once recently and woke up to a man screaming my name. It was terrifying but got back to sleep. Later that night woke up again to a very loud noise of something being dropped. I **** myself and thought someone was in my house but no. To make matters worse I could not find anything that had dropped or could have made that noise. Apparently its called Exploding Head Syndrome.