well in my dream after id been shot i remember thinkin 'hey that wasnt actually the fbi' so it was just a ploy to get me to open the door and he could shoot me on the stairwell. and im fmailiar with what a silencer sounds like but this was a dream and it was more or less silent.

usually in dreams theres a lot of thoughts and feelins that arent there. but i distinctly remember a feelin in my dream of 'ive taken sooo many precautions to avoid death and yet i couldnt escape it' as my body laid their dyin. its made me paranoid the last few days. and i also remember the hopeless feelin whoever the gunman was, was certainly gonna kill everyone else in the house and there was nothin i could do


never dreamt about my pets but that sucks. dogs rule.

I had the same feeling for like a week when a Black Widow spider almost dropped right on top of me.

Dreamt me and Batlord were on a magic carpet with loads of hookers and a giraffe. We were going to Madagascar I think.

Strange ass dream last night. I don't remember all of it but it was out there. The whole thing looked like it was filmed in the 70s. Basically a guy and his sister, a guy and his girlfriend, and another woman walked into a fancy mansion. They all got drunk, took some kind of drug, and had a really bizarre orgy. Then, the mansion started to transform into Hell. The people had to complete all these strange tasks involving water to escape. The main one I remember is the sister having to swim laps around this boiling lake filled with human corpses, wolf skulls, fur, and some kind of monster that was chasing her and wanted to eat her hair. One of the guys had to drown a doppelganger of his child-self and then eat his Appendix.

Yeah. Wtf.

I think your dream is basically trying to tell you that you're not ready for an orgy.

That dream is lying. Do it anyway. Show that dream who's boss (you are).

Last night I had a dream that my parents paid me a surprise visit and I was just about to take some LSD. I put it in my drawer and it didn't appear again for the rest of the dream. We were hanging out in my dorm and my mom started saying really racist **** in front of my black roomate like she didn't know he was there. This is entirely out of character for her, that's more like something my dad would do. Then we decided to take a hike through a trail they found online. We reach this big mountain and there were layers of grass and dirt all the way up. We start the hike. Once we get to the grass, it turns out to be this disgusting green goo **** that looks like baby vomit, and when we tried walking through it we just sunk until the park rangers pulled us out and told us that we had to hop. My parents had no trouble jumping 40 feet up the mountain, but I could only make it 20. Then they got stranded on the mountain and I said **** this and went back to my dorm to fix my cabinet.

Most of my dreams tend to be strange or scary in some way. Normally they include a conversation between me and other people that makes no sense, and then I wake up and realize it was just a strange dream. An example would be when I saw a scary black figure in my dream, sitting on my sofa in the living room. And then I woke up immediately after seeing it. Most of my scary dreams end this way, or in a similar way to it.

You know, for a split second I thought you were serious. It was awesome. You took that away from me.

Last night I got my wish to sleep with another woman. I had this lady working for a friend of mine (I was putting the money over to her for payment) and at some point we discussed whether she had a boyfriend. She said she was a lesbian and I said to her I've always wanted to sleep with a woman to see what it's like. She smiled and said why not! So we got down to business and I did it. Found the pussy quite easy to lick. The sad part is it ended quickly and she got annoyed when I asked her if we could do it another time. She was basically like "either go on dates with me or I'm not interested". She's not going to give up sex just because I'm wanting more experience. Alas, was a dream.