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Old 01-13-2006, 10:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There is this new coach whatever guy in my gym class and me and one of my friends just HATE him. This guy like does so much workout himself so, he does not realize he is to strict and jerky and being too harsh. In basketball he was showing us how to stand right but, I had a Charlie-horse in my right thigh so, I wasn't doing it right and he made me do six push-ups for it. Maybe I was just too destracted from his bald head shining too bright.
Anyway, what are some gym stories of yours? Complain intil satisfaction occurs.

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Old 01-13-2006, 10:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I had a boner in gym class.
We wear sweat pants.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I crapped myself and it ran down past my shorts and into my shoes. Damn cafeteria food!!!
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I had a boner in gym class.
We wear sweat pants.
To add to this, when ever anyone looks i go "Cmon you KNOW your impressed".
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My gym teacher, Mrs. Sparby, hates me and .angie. So we basically f.uck around even more.. It upsets her. She and I spend most of gym class wasting time attempting to look like we are participating.
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well if in a specified Basketball gym class ( we just play Basketball 5 days a week) and basically i go up for a lay go up and on my way down i land of a friends knee ( In the nuts ) so i yell out a big "Mother F.ucker" and as that happens out principle walks into the gym...not cool...he called me to his office....while the whole tim ei was fiddling with my nuts because they hurt
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Old 01-14-2006, 08:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing.
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Old 01-14-2006, 08:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip.

And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty..
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Old 01-14-2006, 12:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing.

my story was very similar to this.
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Old 01-14-2006, 02:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip.

And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty..
damnit, i wish we had trampoline in gym when i was in school. I usually go to open tramp night at the university gym with a bunch of people i ski with just to learn tricks and stuff. so much fun. I just got misty's down, now i'm on to rodeo's, they're fun
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