Ensemble

There is this new coach whatever guy in my gym class and me and one of my friends just HATE him. This guy like does so much workout himself so, he does not realize he is to strict and jerky and being too harsh. In basketball he was showing us how to stand right but, I had a Charlie-horse in my right thigh so, I wasn't doing it right and he made me do six push-ups for it. Maybe I was just too destracted from his bald head shining too bright.
Anyway, what are some gym stories of yours? Complain intil satisfaction occurs.

Renny

sleepy jack

I had a boner in gym class.
We wear sweat pants.

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MURDER JUNKIE

I crapped myself and it ran down past my shorts and into my shoes. Damn cafeteria food!!!

sleepy jack

To add to this, when ever anyone looks i go "Cmon you KNOW your impressed".

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BlueEyedSuicide

My gym teacher, Mrs. Sparby, hates me and .angie. So we basically f.uck around even more.. It upsets her. She and I spend most of gym class wasting time attempting to look like we are participating.

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ethan (is this death really you?) says:
jes id fly oover there
and slap you
except
moer like poke you
cause, slapping hurts
ethan (is this death really you?) says:
but i wouldnt poke you gently!
it would be a non-painful but still
noticeable
kind of a poke

Laces Out Dan!

Well if in a specified Basketball gym class ( we just play Basketball 5 days a week) and basically i go up for a lay go up and on my way down i land of a friends knee ( In the nuts ) so i yell out a big "Mother F.ucker" and as that happens out principle walks into the gym...not cool...he called me to his office....while the whole tim ei was fiddling with my nuts because they hurt

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holdyoualways

i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing.

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ArtistInTheAmbulance

^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip.

And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty..

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shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

EDGE

my story was very similar to this.

jibber

damnit, i wish we had trampoline in gym when i was in school. I usually go to open tramp night at the university gym with a bunch of people i ski with just to learn tricks and stuff. so much fun. I just got misty's down, now i'm on to rodeo's, they're fun

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

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