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Old 01-16-2006, 02:36 PM   #51 (permalink)
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The doctor was either an idiot in his profession, or lieing out of his ass. Precum before entering the lady? How does that make a difference? Live sperm is live sperm, whether it gets open air or not.
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:40 PM   #52 (permalink)
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the doctor never said the doctor said precum can't get you knocked up.. theres something about it he said i dunno.. but he said you can't like i said i don't know this for a fact..
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:42 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Way to go. I think that post just killed a brain cell
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:46 PM   #54 (permalink)
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completely right.. brain just died.. condoms all the way.. but according to hobo i will find out i won't have kids
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:49 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I cant be that lucky.. its like brushing my teeth, I dont have a cavity because I brush, and I dont have a baby. I can understand why it can be scary, but I think if your gonna do it you might as well let everything go, kinda like a fight.

o god never mind.. Iam a bad influence.
oh you are the MOST ignorant **** ive ever seen on here. you wanna pull out? alright, go ahead, if you think you wont knock her up. you dont wanna wear a condom cuz it "lessens the feeling"? by all means, do it and see what happens.youre young, thus you must be invincible, thus there is NO WAY youre going to end up with a pregnant girl... right? of course youre right cuz you know everything!
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Old 01-16-2006, 04:53 PM   #56 (permalink)
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This is the real protection crimeparter *s******s*:

Put it in the chick (has to be a lose chick), and pull out just as you ***!
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:28 PM   #57 (permalink)
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How well you know someone does not affect the liklihood of an STD.
Sorry, I should have explained myself better. When I said "established relationship" I meant you would know the person well enough to know whether or not they had any STDs. It is also assumed by this stage you can trust the other person to remain monogomous. If you can't trust your partner 100% then always use a condom. That goes for girls and guys. No glove = no love.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:33 PM   #58 (permalink)
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For the record, the withdrawal method (pulling out) is a VERY RISKY form of contraception.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:45 PM   #59 (permalink)
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i don't know this for a fact or anything.. but pulling out in my thoughts works wonders anyways but i was told by i think a doctor and a friend of mine that was going in to be a doctor that precum will not get you pargnant and that must guys precum before actually entering the lady so there four its alright either way.. but ya.. but i also do know one thing for a fact that soemtimes in the moment a male can get confused between precum and cumming for force because sometimes there not far apart anyways.. my point is i don't know any for facts about pulling out.. just guys doing it on the belly just gets annoying..
so pulling out works wonders in your mind huh?


ten bucks says she's pregnant within a month.....any takers? anyone?
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:49 PM   #60 (permalink)
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so pulling out works wonders in your mind huh?


ten bucks says she's pregnant within a month.....any takers? anyone?


I'll say 5 bucks for a year, that or 20 says that she will end up with at least 2 uh-oh babies.
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