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Sharky is A C**T 06-12-2004 01:08 PM
Ode, to Sharky
 
I'm a man trapped in a woman's body. I act like I have balls and I look Harry Potter. I come here to bitch and bitch some more. I have a lot to say, you better damn listen or I will attack you with my great intellect. Yeah, I'm smarter than all of you. I can prove it to. Well, prove it Sharky.

We all love you so very much and can't wait for your great insight of music.
You think you are so much better than the mods, well you're not one. You act like a mod, maybe you can show the mods how to run this site. I'm sure you can teach them a whole lot. This is not a negative attack, its positive btw. I think you'll hit it off with all the other all lesbos, because you are one.

Sharky, Harry Potter called and wants his look back. I sure learned a whole lot from your insight. Give yourself a pat on the back. Give us some more mind blowing threads. You offer so much here and we would miss if you left.

I can't wait to see what more "constructive" criticism you'll offer to this board. I'm sure it will be inane and pointless, like the look you have on your picture. If you want to attract boys, look like a girl. That dude, who made a comment about you looking like a boy was confused. I think you're really a boy, I don't see a girl in that picture. He didn't call you a boy on purpose either.

Sharky 06-13-2004 05:22 AM
Just for the hell of it, I'm going to rip your post apart. I'm sure nobody will care much, since both this thread and your account are probably headed for deletion.

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Originally Posted by Sharky is A C**T
I'm a man trapped in a woman's body.
You've been looking at my body you pervert.

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Originally Posted by Sharky is A C**T
I act like I have balls and I look Harry Potter.
Harry potter has round glasses, I have rectangular glasses. If you're going to pretend you had a good look at the photo, at least pretend to be observant too.

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I come here to bitch and bitch some more.
Yes I'd be inclined to agree with you there. You definately bitch.

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I have a lot to say, you better damn listen or I will attack you with my great intellect.
Satire! I have satire! Run, don't walk, I can do satire!

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Originally Posted by Sharky is A C**T
Yeah, I'm smarter than all of you. I can prove it to.
It's a shame that you aren't smart enough to work out how to spell "too".

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Well, prove it Sharky.
No thanks, I'm busy beating you up.

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We all love you so very much and can't wait for your great insight of music.
"We" yeah, who is "We"? OH I see, you speak on behalf of the little green men who live in your fingers.

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You think you are so much better than the mods, well you're not one.
I take my comment about not pretending to be observant. You're very observant. :rofl:

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You act like a mod, maybe you can show the mods how to run this site.
Or maybe I could just stitch your face to your scrotum instead?

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I'm sure you can teach them a whole lot.
I can't speak for them, but I sure am enjoying teaching you a lesson. :ar_15s:

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This is not a negative attack, its positive btw.
Oh wow man, you make me look like a total fool! (oh but surely I don't need you for that right??) There I was thinking you were about as negative as hydrogen in its antimatter analogue, when all along you're as positive as a stable ion!

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I think you'll hit it off with all the other all lesbos, because you are one.
Oh thanks so much for revealing to me my true sexual identity!

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Originally Posted by Sharky is A C**T
Sharky, Harry Potter called and wants his look back.
Well you better do what he says otherwise he might shove his wand up your @ss and poke an eye out.

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I sure learned a whole lot from your insight.
Don't kid yourself, you learned about as much as George Bush did on WMDs in Iraq.

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Give yourself a pat on the back.
Sorry, no can do. I'm dead. I died as a result of my spacesuit running out of oxygen while exploring the hard vacuum of your hollow skull. I'm actually typing from beyond right now.

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Give us some more mind blowing threads.
Theres the difference between me and you. What I do blows your mind. What you do just blows. :rofl:

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You offer so much here and we would miss if you left.
Aww gawsh.

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I can't wait to see what more "constructive" criticism you'll offer to this board.


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I'm sure it will be inane and pointless, like the look you have on your picture.

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Originally Posted by Sharky is A C**T
If you want to attract boys, look like a girl.

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That dude, who made a comment about you looking like a boy was confused.
Some people do get confused when they see a 176 x 144 pixel, low quality webcam picture. They think that I'm a boy because I have short hair.

In a way it's very similar to the way you accidentally thought you knew what you were talking about.

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I think you're really a boy, I don't see a girl in that picture. He didn't call you a boy on purpose either.
You think I'm a boy. Really? I didn't realise you were capable of independant thought.

Kill For Satan 06-13-2004 07:57 AM
You misspelled REALIZE, you dumb ****. I thought this was a grand tribute to you.
I bet this is one of your friends doing this. I'm sure this was thought up by you to get more attention, since you don't get any at home. I'm suprized you responded to Sharky's thead, I thought you were above responding. Who would want to look at your body, I'm sure its ugly like your face. Good comeback, who helped you with it,
your friends. What blows my mind is that anyone likes you here. You insult people and call it "constructive" criticism. Am I the only one who sees what you really are?
You are a troll in sheep's clothing, my dear. I like how you respond to everything, like you know something. Here's a newflash: you don't know ****. I'm sure that other people see you this way too. You're full of it. You're a little whiny bitch with nothing better to than to annoy people. Do us all a favor and die.


Great scheme, Sharky. Can't wait for more of your award winning music banter.

Sharky 06-13-2004 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Kill For Satan
You're a little whiny bitch with nothing better to than to annoy people.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :rofl:

Kill For Satan 06-13-2004 08:25 AM
Its true!

Kill For Satan 06-13-2004 08:42 AM
Can you spell realize? ha ha ha ha.

Thrice 06-13-2004 09:35 AM
Good Thing Rockafella Skank Doesnt Come To His Own Website Anymore...i'd Lock This Thread, But I Don't Have The Power Rocka Has. He Should Give All The Power To Myself, Alejo, Broken, Eltiraz, Jibber,and Anyone Else That Has A Few Hundred Posts And That Is Not A Forum Whore.

Sharky 06-13-2004 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Thrice
Good Thing Rockafella Skank Doesnt Come To His Own Website Anymore...i'd Lock This Thread, But I Don't Have The Power Rocka Has. He Should Give All The Power To Myself, Alejo, Broken, Eltiraz, Jibber,and Anyone Else That Has A Few Hundred Posts And That Is Not A Forum Whore.
If I was Skank I'd remove your power just because you capitalized the first letter of nearly every single damned word! ;)

IamAlejo 06-13-2004 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Sharky
If I was Skank I'd remove your power just because you capitalized the first letter of nearly every single damned word! ;)
Even though Skank went Ivy League, I think he has better things to do than judge our grammar. Also, GregB is an admin, and he does check the site out, so don't get too careless.

Sharky 06-13-2004 11:01 AM
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Even though Skank went Ivy League, I think he has better things to do than judge our grammar. Also, GregB is an admin, and he does check the site out, so don't get too careless.
OK chill, I was just having a joke.

And what's this supposed to mean:

"so don't get too careless."

IamAlejo 06-13-2004 11:11 AM
Don't whore up the forums randomly, and think that just because Skank isn't on nothing is going to happen. Admins are still around.

Sharky 06-13-2004 11:29 AM
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Don't whore up the forums randomly, and think that just because Skank isn't on nothing is going to happen. Admins are still around.
This is because we fell out in that thread on the Iraq war isn't it?

Look, don't take it personally. I have very strong views and I'll defend them till I go blue in the face. If you took offense then I'm sorry, but to me it was all part of the "heated debate" package.

I assure you I'm not "whoring up the forums randomly". I'm using the forums how I've used all other forums. Keep in mind that I am used to large forums, so I tend to be very "quick". I post replies to all the threads I am subscribed to, and I make replies to new/interesting threads. Nothing like as bad as Mynameismike, who filled up the index page with his name.

Eltiraaz 06-13-2004 05:50 PM
Lets just try and keep some peace around here. Just because you dont agree with the war in Iraq (whichever one of you it was) doesnt mean we need to start our own.

IamAlejo 06-14-2004 08:12 PM
I wasn't talking to you Sharky. I was talking to all forum members as a whole. Sorry you took it that way.

jibber 06-20-2004 01:25 AM
wow, this thread was pretty amusing, mainly because sharky's account is now disabled...seems like a missed a bit after not visiting for a while.

IamAlejo 06-20-2004 08:40 PM
Yeah, you missed a bit a nothing. But it's good to see you back.

jibber 06-21-2004 01:56 PM
:) is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more people spamming up the boards with posts that have absolutely no purpose other than to piss people off or to show what a dumbass the poster is?

Eltiraaz 06-21-2004 02:42 PM
Its not you. :|

IamAlejo 06-21-2004 07:13 PM
No, it's not just you. You should see all the stuff I've deleted or tried to get others to delete in the past week.

jibber 06-21-2004 07:28 PM
well, then thanks for keeping off the forums so the rest of us don't risk losing IQ points reading them. This whole thread reminded me of one of my favorite sayings: don't argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

holdfasthope 01-25-2006 06:38 AM
oh man, im truly sorry for bumping this, please dont ban me. but i remember this and it wasnt funny at the time....well a little bit, but now its hilarious. i was thinking of this because i saw someone's name looks like sharky, and i went on a search, just thought id bring up something from the dark days of mb.
recollect...

adidasss 01-25-2006 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by holdfasthope
oh man, im truly sorry for bumping this, please dont ban me. but i remember this and it wasnt funny at the time....well a little bit, but now its hilarious. i was thinking of this because i saw someone's name looks like sharky, and i went on a search, just thought id bring up something from the dark days of mb.
recollect...
yes, this thread is funny.....sharky seemed like a really smart gall, i wonder why she got banned.....

and may i ask, who exactly are you? you were here when this happened?

holdfasthope 01-25-2006 05:12 PM
^i was known as yellow card in the day. then i quit. and came back a short time ago.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-25-2006 05:20 PM
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:) is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more people spamming up the boards with posts that have absolutely no purpose other than to piss people off or to show what a dumbass the poster is?
sound familier ? :laughing:

jibber 01-25-2006 06:42 PM
haha, wow, I think that was even BEFORE I was a mod. LONG time ago...

holdfasthope 01-25-2006 07:10 PM
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sound familier ? :laughing:



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your ghey

sound familiar ? :laughing:

MURDER JUNKIE 01-25-2006 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sharky
Just for the hell of it, I'm going to rip your post apart. I'm sure nobody will care much, since both this thread and your account are probably headed for deletion.



You've been looking at my body you pervert.



Harry potter has round glasses, I have rectangular glasses. If you're going to pretend you had a good look at the photo, at least pretend to be observant too.



Yes I'd be inclined to agree with you there. You definately bitch.



Satire! I have satire! Run, don't walk, I can do satire!



It's a shame that you aren't smart enough to work out how to spell "too".



No thanks, I'm busy beating you up.



"We" yeah, who is "We"? OH I see, you speak on behalf of the little green men who live in your fingers.



I take my comment about not pretending to be observant. You're very observant. :rofl:



Or maybe I could just stitch your face to your scrotum instead?



I can't speak for them, but I sure am enjoying teaching you a lesson. :ar_15s:



Oh wow man, you make me look like a total fool! (oh but surely I don't need you for that right??) There I was thinking you were about as negative as hydrogen in its antimatter analogue, when all along you're as positive as a stable ion!



Oh thanks so much for revealing to me my true sexual identity!



Well you better do what he says otherwise he might shove his wand up your @ss and poke an eye out.



Don't kid yourself, you learned about as much as George Bush did on WMDs in Iraq.



Sorry, no can do. I'm dead. I died as a result of my spacesuit running out of oxygen while exploring the hard vacuum of your hollow skull. I'm actually typing from beyond right now.



Theres the difference between me and you. What I do blows your mind. What you do just blows. :rofl:



Aww gawsh.













Some people do get confused when they see a 176 x 144 pixel, low quality webcam picture. They think that I'm a boy because I have short hair.

In a way it's very similar to the way you accidentally thought you knew what you were talking about.



You think I'm a boy. Really? I didn't realise you were capable of independant thought.

I would like to personally spearhead the campaign to bring back Sharkey, for the sole reason that this post made me laugh

Scarlett O'Hara 01-25-2006 11:12 PM
That girl knew how to make a statement. I like that.

jibber 01-25-2006 11:21 PM
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That girl knew how to make a statement. I like that.
haha, trust me, if you'd been a member when she was, you wouldnt like it, although i must admit, she did provide some comic relief.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-25-2006 11:25 PM
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haha, trust me, if you'd been a member when she was, you wouldnt like it, although i must admit, she did provide some comic relief.
Oh darl, I totally picked up on the "I'm teh shizzleness" from Sharky, I just thought she was better than most of the spamming n00bs to date for actually having solid posts and not try hard immaturity.

I want to see some new people actually being wicked. Like Murderjunkie and Moses for example.


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