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Old 06-12-2004, 02:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Ode, to Sharky

I'm a man trapped in a woman's body. I act like I have balls and I look Harry Potter. I come here to bitch and bitch some more. I have a lot to say, you better damn listen or I will attack you with my great intellect. Yeah, I'm smarter than all of you. I can prove it to. Well, prove it Sharky.

We all love you so very much and can't wait for your great insight of music.
You think you are so much better than the mods, well you're not one. You act like a mod, maybe you can show the mods how to run this site. I'm sure you can teach them a whole lot. This is not a negative attack, its positive btw. I think you'll hit it off with all the other all lesbos, because you are one.

Sharky, Harry Potter called and wants his look back. I sure learned a whole lot from your insight. Give yourself a pat on the back. Give us some more mind blowing threads. You offer so much here and we would miss if you left.

I can't wait to see what more "constructive" criticism you'll offer to this board. I'm sure it will be inane and pointless, like the look you have on your picture. If you want to attract boys, look like a girl. That dude, who made a comment about you looking like a boy was confused. I think you're really a boy, I don't see a girl in that picture. He didn't call you a boy on purpose either.
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Old 06-13-2004, 06:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just for the hell of it, I'm going to rip your post apart. I'm sure nobody will care much, since both this thread and your account are probably headed for deletion.

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I'm a man trapped in a woman's body.
You've been looking at my body you pervert.

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I act like I have balls and I look Harry Potter.
Harry potter has round glasses, I have rectangular glasses. If you're going to pretend you had a good look at the photo, at least pretend to be observant too.

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I come here to bitch and bitch some more.
Yes I'd be inclined to agree with you there. You definately bitch.

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I have a lot to say, you better damn listen or I will attack you with my great intellect.
Satire! I have satire! Run, don't walk, I can do satire!

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Yeah, I'm smarter than all of you. I can prove it to.
It's a shame that you aren't smart enough to work out how to spell "too".

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Well, prove it Sharky.
No thanks, I'm busy beating you up.

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We all love you so very much and can't wait for your great insight of music.
"We" yeah, who is "We"? OH I see, you speak on behalf of the little green men who live in your fingers.

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You think you are so much better than the mods, well you're not one.
I take my comment about not pretending to be observant. You're very observant.

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You act like a mod, maybe you can show the mods how to run this site.
Or maybe I could just stitch your face to your scrotum instead?

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I'm sure you can teach them a whole lot.
I can't speak for them, but I sure am enjoying teaching you a lesson.

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This is not a negative attack, its positive btw.
Oh wow man, you make me look like a total fool! (oh but surely I don't need you for that right??) There I was thinking you were about as negative as hydrogen in its antimatter analogue, when all along you're as positive as a stable ion!

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I think you'll hit it off with all the other all lesbos, because you are one.
Oh thanks so much for revealing to me my true sexual identity!

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Sharky, Harry Potter called and wants his look back.
Well you better do what he says otherwise he might shove his wand up your @ss and poke an eye out.

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I sure learned a whole lot from your insight.
Don't kid yourself, you learned about as much as George Bush did on WMDs in Iraq.

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Give yourself a pat on the back.
Sorry, no can do. I'm dead. I died as a result of my spacesuit running out of oxygen while exploring the hard vacuum of your hollow skull. I'm actually typing from beyond right now.

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Give us some more mind blowing threads.
Theres the difference between me and you. What I do blows your mind. What you do just blows.

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You offer so much here and we would miss if you left.
Aww gawsh.

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I can't wait to see what more "constructive" criticism you'll offer to this board.


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I'm sure it will be inane and pointless, like the look you have on your picture.

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If you want to attract boys, look like a girl.

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That dude, who made a comment about you looking like a boy was confused.
Some people do get confused when they see a 176 x 144 pixel, low quality webcam picture. They think that I'm a boy because I have short hair.

In a way it's very similar to the way you accidentally thought you knew what you were talking about.

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I think you're really a boy, I don't see a girl in that picture. He didn't call you a boy on purpose either.
You think I'm a boy. Really? I didn't realise you were capable of independant thought.
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Old 06-13-2004, 08:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You misspelled REALIZE, you dumb ****. I thought this was a grand tribute to you.
I bet this is one of your friends doing this. I'm sure this was thought up by you to get more attention, since you don't get any at home. I'm suprized you responded to Sharky's thead, I thought you were above responding. Who would want to look at your body, I'm sure its ugly like your face. Good comeback, who helped you with it,
your friends. What blows my mind is that anyone likes you here. You insult people and call it "constructive" criticism. Am I the only one who sees what you really are?
You are a troll in sheep's clothing, my dear. I like how you respond to everything, like you know something. Here's a newflash: you don't know ****. I'm sure that other people see you this way too. You're full of it. You're a little whiny bitch with nothing better to than to annoy people. Do us all a favor and die.


Great scheme, Sharky. Can't wait for more of your award winning music banter.
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You're a little whiny bitch with nothing better to than to annoy people.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Its true!
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Can you spell realize? ha ha ha ha.
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Old 06-13-2004, 10:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good Thing Rockafella Skank Doesnt Come To His Own Website Anymore...i'd Lock This Thread, But I Don't Have The Power Rocka Has. He Should Give All The Power To Myself, Alejo, Broken, Eltiraz, Jibber,and Anyone Else That Has A Few Hundred Posts And That Is Not A Forum Whore.
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Old 06-13-2004, 10:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good Thing Rockafella Skank Doesnt Come To His Own Website Anymore...i'd Lock This Thread, But I Don't Have The Power Rocka Has. He Should Give All The Power To Myself, Alejo, Broken, Eltiraz, Jibber,and Anyone Else That Has A Few Hundred Posts And That Is Not A Forum Whore.
If I was Skank I'd remove your power just because you capitalized the first letter of nearly every single damned word!
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If I was Skank I'd remove your power just because you capitalized the first letter of nearly every single damned word!
Even though Skank went Ivy League, I think he has better things to do than judge our grammar. Also, GregB is an admin, and he does check the site out, so don't get too careless.
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Even though Skank went Ivy League, I think he has better things to do than judge our grammar. Also, GregB is an admin, and he does check the site out, so don't get too careless.
OK chill, I was just having a joke.

And what's this supposed to mean:

"so don't get too careless."
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