chuck norris is everyones father when the atom bomb was used it was actually his sperm and everyone got impregnated

I don't really know if they wanted the show to be this hilarious, but it is! :P

Chuck Norris once walked in to a Burgerking and ordered a Big Mac and got it.


Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicals" contest...he beat him by 5

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

That's all I remember.

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