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Old 02-01-2006, 01:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Walker: Texas Ranger

This thread is dedicated to the brilliance that is Walker: Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, with the round-house kicks. Here are some absolutely priceless clips from the show. How the writers can come up with sh*t like this, and how the actors can act it with a straight face is beyond me, but, they do, and I love them for it. Watch them all, you wont be dissapointed.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker1.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker3.shtml

and the best of them all:

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh man this is gold.

Some scriptwriter deserves a ****ing medal.

I love them all. And the pudgey kid! Jump! Do it! *SPLAT*
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"i Love You!"
*bang*
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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and in the spirit of Walker: Texas Ranger, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.ph...-chuck-norris/
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard."

...Crazy bastard.
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. "

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did anyone see young chuck norris on SNL? check it.

http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-N...chuck%20norris
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*Tastes the soil *...A plane crashed here.

Lmfao.
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^ Haha that was a classic.

And the one where the guys stuck in the bear trap...*SMACK!*
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This simply proves that Chuck is more man and woman than all of us.
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